Of course we saw you a month ago! Why should that mean that we wouldn't want pics?

We. Want. Pics!

Showing the Blokees Galaxy Dinobot Not-anymore-Slag-so-call-me-Slug Alt-form repaint for the golden special edition, showing you that Hasbro could make their toys look better without charging $20-$30 more, but they have to pay for those Star Wars loses...

It's that kind of a "Put together Blokees' special edition figures" day today...

When you have a late nite visitor who catches you gooning on the couch and “punishes” you. 😈

Fat daddybear getting fucked from behind

MCM
Giving it to Poppa edition

Yet it is very much appreciated, good sir!!!

Woof!

You look so awesome with that CPAP!

For Junior?

Excuse me if I suck it dry

I'm a Wizard???

"While simple cross-shaped guards are known as a cross-guard or quillons, complex plates, cages, or shells that fully cover the hand are often called a basket guard or hilt plate."

But magnificent. 🎖️🏆

Uh, I say that THIS is what sexy looks like, but we can both be right!

You really liked them, didn't you boy?

I speak for it. .. but I have always been weak for a nice big man wearing a CPAP...

Technically, it didn't. I was scrolling slowly and your face was enough to make that happen.

The rest was just, you know, bonus gold.

I normally don't do this, but I seriously believe in this cause and that the world becomes a better place with its distribution. 🐻

Highly recommended!!!

I'm getting in sooooo much trouble for doing this, I'm sure, but look at all that masculine handsomeness!

Want

It was a "golden hair" kind of day...

Thank you!

Yup, woof.

You heard that, @redlantern.bsky.social ?

SU-PER-CUUUUUUUTE!!!!

Well, woof!

That, sir, is NOT goofy 😘

Maybe me?

I'd tap that...

I speak for it.