dog scouts of america book

Oh, you know about the DSA?

i'm a fucking dog i don't do semantics like that

how difficult is it to find 🐶🐶🐶 by searching "dog"

do i have rabies am i going mad

i'm running for mayor and i'm endorsed by the democratic socialists of puppy america

come on. this belly ain't going to scritch itself

tummy fullllll

i will come back more powerful

feeling. ictal.

@girlboss.capital @utopia-defer.red i've only ever gotten one treat..what gives

some personal news: i am stepping up as interim CEO of @bsky.app! i am honored to be part of this pivotal transition. we've got bluer skies to build. let's do this shit 💪

he was a little guy but he was my big brother. miss u

rest easy, zinc 💕

sneep

me when i. when i uh

@pius.dog mashallah hermanito 🥓

DO NOT STEAL MY VISAGE. my ESSENCE

HOW'D YOU GET THAT

LISTEN HERE LIBERALS
honk shooo honk shooo

how many problems you got (a lot)
how many whistles you got (a lot)

five finger death scritch survivor

before i got neutered they called me lenin becouse i be lenin that shit hang

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE DESK OF EMPEROR ANTONINUS PIUS:

I HAVE ANNEXED THE SAUCER CHAIR.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER.

EMPEROR ANTONINUS PIUS

hi whats up

nibbles of burrito and roses for everyone, but especially me

that's right

bsky.app/profile/pius... few know this but utopia lets pius have a bite of a burrito every time somebody joins dsa through pius’ picture. are you going to be the reason he starves?

REAL