Depends if you gave calories up for lent?

bsky.app/profile/terr... this one?

Folding, long handled potato masher?

I was coerced into doing one for work, but swore too much so they couldnt use it

I annoyed Bob Geldof in a hotel bar and he stormed off stroppily taking a bite out of a wax apple which didn't help calm him.

I think we've found the new poet laureate. Excellent work!

Lazyeye

Lovely humans, the pair of you

Smashing achievement! Time for a celebratory pie

Ruddy well done!

That's beautiful

Top work, Loose! I did the same in our chocolate category with a mississipi mud pie vs 5 plates of dull brownies

Well flippin done!!

Furry wally in Bluebells

Perhaps they're indicating that they're only to be used in Berkshire towns Tiles R Us shops?

Please share your recipe that sounds wunderbar!

And anti Christians: Judas Escariot, possibly?

Stamping on an Amazon box to get it in the bin. Smashed tib and fib. Now have bars holding bith together and pins in ankle. Just high enough to set off airport metal detectors.

Your finest punnage yet.

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What a gorgeous girl!

I got fed up buying larger trousers so used that as motivation to drink water everytime I wanted to snack, it was slow but it worked and I now have a bladder capacity to rival Sherga's. 8 inches off the waist too.

Raspberry Zucchetto? Nope, doesn't scan. I'm sorry. I'll get my coat.

Thats probably the easiest way

If you scan it on a photocopier it'll probably be a pdf which could be more difficult to edit. You might be better off taking a picture with your phone and emailing it yourself. It will be more widely compatible with whatever you want to edit it with.

Just spat me branflakes out! Thank you for the early laugh.

They wait until 6 on a work day though!

These 2 were told we were having a lay in. 5.20 the face licking started