Calvin makes jockstraps ?????

peep the owl the peep

this is called emotional labor

hello workers who else is working I love work work work

everyone shut up, my baby boy is talking 🥹

hi it’s cold do you have a warm thing I can like put up my butt

okay I have 45 min til lunch break is over

too cold for anything but flannel and sweatpants

I can always count on the gays to thirst follow anyone even if they’re a MAGAT

hoarding loads for the coming winter

two headed but like vertically aligned

💜 they’re so infrequent but there will probs be ONE new one by the time you come back from your break

feeling absolutely feral this morning 😭

these ones were shockingly passive! the ones in my neighborhood park are vicious 😭

grey herring gull

blue jay

great blue heron

red-winged blackbird

some birdies I’ve seen lately

hey check out this patch of purple crownvetch

too sunburnt to move … send aloe and 🍆

nip poles

just got back from Mt. Rainier ☺️

sure + he was hot BUT NOT AT A FAMILY FRIENDLY SPA 😭

WHY are you touching your giant dick and looking at me in the king spa sauna

desperately in need of a strong, thick, and mildly threatening 6’1” muscle babe to … come move my couch so we can fit this sectional in PLEASE

lil post-morning hike booty 😘

emulating this juliana huxtable print cuz I went home early today. also cuz my hole needs filling ty in advance 🥰

>3 hours in court today, I think I might die 💜

the way my face LIT up when I saw your pfp 🥰🥰🥰 I missed YOU

idk I kinda missed posting cummy hole ??????

I MISS THE GOATS SO MUCH

z + butt :)