the discover tab of this app is so painfully 2012 facebook And tumblr And twitter. seeing someone earnestly post in 2025 about “having no fucks left to give” is going to lead me to an early death
it’s so funny having a cat that is completely objectively average and being obsessed with her and convinced she’s the best cat alive. you are number 1 Hamcake!!!!
how everyone looks when you suggest a hawaiian pizza with jalapeño
i just don’t know what to do…sometimes you crave an unpopular pizza…i have never ordered a personal pizza in my life but i really yearn for that bbq pizza taste….or forgive me, hawaiian pizza….
you feds spend your one precious time on earth destroying lives and oppressing people. how do you sleep at night?? i would almost feel sorry for you were you not already balls deep in the kool-aid that tells you you’re enacting Gods Plan or what the fuck ever
working for DHS is so completely irredeemable. i can’t imagine being so soulless as to work for the agencies that disappear people, tear families apart, and send people to countries they’ve never been to or will be in immediate danger in
not janelle 😭😭😭😭
crying @ wikihow articles for kids supporting them in exploring their gender/sexuality i can’t FATHOM how different my life would be if i’d been exposed to the concepts and support of queerness some kids have access to now!!!!!!!
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately? A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy. Q. How did you like it? A. Fantastic movie. Very funny. Q. What's your favorite movie? A. Norbit.
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
we shoot for one a day!! sometimes more on a weekend!
every time i see a friend adding a movie i don’t know to their letterboxd watchlist im like. Where on earth are you hearing about these things. i know where I hear about movies from…but these unknown titles????? a bit much a bit obscure wouldn’t you say
outwardly lesbian movie directed by a black lesbian with a Josie and the Pussycats camp sensibility with over the top style and kooky bad digital effects!! the femmes! their guns!! devon aoki’s very bad french accent! it’s simply perfect
i fear my era of uninhibited posting online is behind me which is so sad in this particular instance of having watched D.E.B.S. for the first time last night. work should be cancelled so i can go to the gay bar and yap about this movie for 2 hours straight
pride month viewing going sooooo strong so far
In spite of pressure to buy massive amounts of Beanie Babies for their inevitable rise in value, Apple’s acquisitions were limited to a single Inch the Inchworm
yes i’ve had a mullet yes im considering another one but NOT for lack of trying to find a different low maintenance, slightly edgy hairstyle currently in fashion!!
how to wrestle gay haircuts from the cold firm grip of the Mullet
do you ever get hit by the ADHD while trying to cook and enter the kitchen to find a pot with 2 tbsp of olive oil in it that never got used or heated. this is how far i got into cooking the thought above
xillenials had Gawker, zillenials have 30-50 minute video essays on YouTube
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
also i really like the approach to course design in Mario Kart World, we’ve really had enough “3 times around the same course” games, now every lap is new!! it’s neat and fun!
new mario kart rainbow road maybe the best yet???? has a bit of everything from all the past ones all elevated?
night two of fever dreams included the announcement that the next Fortnite Festival musician would be William Onyeabor
the graphic is truly so good!!! obsessed!
and how many of the american flag bikini wearing girls and their shirtless blonde boyfriends who talk back to Newport Beach PD will be pretending they never had a reactionary white supremacist country phase and truly always liked rap? yknow like eminem and RTJ??
when the pendulum swings back to woke which current middling male country artist is gonna pivot to equally middling Logic-type pseudo intellectual rap??
not sure why orange county racists are wasting their time with euphemistic bumper stickers when the political climate is so in their favor. you can just say “i dislike black people and immigrants” and stop wasting peoples time
salieri would have made the best drag race stan (derogatory)
new crossword record has me feeling on top of the world i’m just #thatb itch
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