Profile of the nose section of a B-17 bomber painted in olive drab and gray. Under the cockpit is a painting of a pinup-style lady who happens to have a guillotine for a torso. There are arms in the sleeves of a military jacket extending from the sides of the guillotine frame, one is holding an empty basket and the other is saluting. Below the hole where heads go sides wearing a short, pleated, olive drab skirt and her legs, covered in gartered nylons are curled up under her. A discarded crown is upside down behind her. In front of her across the nose is text reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Much of the rest of the nose is covered in mission markers but instead of bombs they are small images of guillotines.

Door hanger. GOOD MORNING THAT ISN'T BLOOD ON THE BEDSHEETS, I DROPPED A PORK CHOP ON THE BED... THE INCIDENT ITSELF REALLY SUMS UP WHO I AM AS A PERSON. REGARDS-DYLAN WILSON

Still makes me laugh.

Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?

Well, it was either that or Gaul…

We didn’t even get to talk about Captain Harlock or Arcadia or whatever the hell it was over there in The Hexagon.

It was great to have dinner with you tonight, my friend. Next time the crappy German import beer is on me.

BREAKING: The Montana Supreme Court temporarily blocked a state policy that would have prevented transgender people from obtaining accurate IDs.

We will continue fighting until this law is blocked for good.

Text: Fuck chatgpt. I'm asking ghosts. Image: frog with a ouiji board

Hmm, where to start the next scene? #writingcommunity

The “Ooga-chacka” bit on the middle of Stuck In The Middle With You. #BendysLaw

was once New Amsterdam.

Frog and Toad sit together, doing nothing together. From "A List" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

The Seattle Mariners' statue reveal for Ichiro Suzuki had, well, one of the more inauspicious mishaps imaginable.

There you have it!

@jonbois.bsky.social idk if u saw but the mariners broke the bat during the unveiling of his statue just now:

The Mystery Chord That Made Toto’s “Africa” A Mega-Hit YouTube video by Rick Beato

Love Rick’s channel, and am a huge Toto fan.

oh no

the most dickhead administration imaginable

HAPPY TASKMASTER PREMIERE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

‘Luggage’ is an everyday word I don’t really think about and then I realise it means ‘stuff I lug around’ and now I am very fond of the word luggage.

50 years later, the most important political thriller of all time has lost all meaning As All the President's Men turns 50, the film's messages about political corruption and the resilience of journalism seem more irrelevant than ever.

As All the President's Men turns 50, the film's messages about political corruption and the resilience of journalism seem more irrelevant than ever.

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Follow 69 fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen i be on the "make yourself extremely mad for no reason" app wondering why im mad as fuck for no reason 3:31 PM . Apr 7, 2026 . 1M Views t7 13K 100K 2.7K

Nailed it @fortunateramen.bsky.social

Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.

in 80 years historians will simplify the cause of WW3 to the US President being a pedophile, sorta like WW1 was archduke ferdinand getting shot

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

“We look brave,” said Frog.

“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

guys

the fucking fuck

the fucking FUCKING fuck

please stop this ride I'd like to get off

Maybe not the funniest ever but it seemed to fit with today's events

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social