Going up against The Atlantic's fact-checkers on this is a pretty gutsy move

"Remember," said the prophet Ezekiel
(That famous Babylonian squeaky wheel)
"When you're at the Bazaar
See my cousin, Nijar,
Because ten for a drachmae's a real good deal."

what do we want?

OBJECT PERMANENCE

when do we want it?

WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

Baby boy want big boom

Laughs in /Infinite Jest/ 😗

Remember when Vance went to the Vatican and Pope Francis dies the next day? I think he just did that with an entire political party in Hungary.

Trump just wants another place to hide some bodies

i've followed bosses like that from one company to another

We didn't deserve this day.

Trump didn't write this

Is he under sedation? Is that idiot Vaught on the puppet strings now?

Yeah, that seal needs to rotate and color-shift

GUYS THEY'RE ALMOST BACK FROM BEHIND THE MOON, EVERYONE HIDE

The plush doll series was a tad over the line

Are . . . they stupid enough to try to /stage/ this?

They forgot the minus sign in front?

“may your spring be full of side quests” on an illustration of a warrior squirrel walking in the rain with a leaf umbrella

🎨 Lily Seika Jones / rivuletpaper

Making license plates

She wants a pardon

This is going to be hilarious

This should be a tradition, every April's fool's day we launch a spaceship and then the president transforms into a zombie live on air

Release the Epstein files!

lol. Some knob is doing money calcs with floats.

Hopefully just some front-end buffoonery. If that’s in the database, it’s usually a paddlin’

Well done. #NoKings

Great, I've got an Afroman song stuck in my head.

Good job, sir.

meow meow meow
meow meow meow-meow

A cat completely tangled up in tape from a cassette.

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

Evergreen fertilizer, then

A cat. A book. An afternoon nap.

Doesn't get better.

I once encountered someone who had dropped their deck down a stairwell, maybe 3/4 of a box's worth of Pascal tumbled down to the keypunch room in the basement

They were saved by a recent sequencer pass and printout, but holy heck, what a way to end a semester

If you don't toggle-in the bootstrapper yourself, how can you trust it?