Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one
Watchdogs say the previous CEO model suspiciously started slowing down immediately after the announcement
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The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
Correct.
The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jonesโ โInfowarsโ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.
It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This๐is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: โSchism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,โ ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
This is a victory for the LGBTQ+ community and for our entire city. Itโs a reminder that New Yorkers wonโt let our history be rewritten.
Our administration will keep working to ensure LGBTQ+ New Yorkers can live safely and with dignity in our city.
I canโt believe that weโre on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.
so, he should still be removed from office as soon as humanly possible
I need a moment to sit with this. ๐
Oh wow what possible reason would any country have for not believing the US
Pulitzer-worthy
BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com.
Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers.
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Why the fuck is the Pentagon asking for $200 billion for a war they said we already won?
Not me being SNES era ๐ฅฒ
Oh CUTE
lol
Had to doublecheck the date on this
@bsky.app I want to be able to see if I'm following someone or not (like a + icon) while I'm scrolling the feed. I don't want to have to click into a profile. Please add this!
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile
Well would you look at that
all that work done to be FIRED
Am I happy Kristi Noem was fired? Yes, definitely. Do I still wish her ill and to never have a day of peace for the rest of her filler faced life? Also, yes.
Wow maybe trump is actually worried about the midterms ๐คฃ
No one could've foreseen this.
How come โHow are you going to pay for it?โ is never asked about endless war?
OF COURSE Iran is fighting back!
OF COURSE the conflict is spreading!
What did they think would happen?
The US is being run by half-witsโฆ
Itโs the Jeffrey Epstein War
Obama in his tan suit
Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.
Didn't go to war in Iran.
DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.
this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people
