After my strawberry-brunette turning dark red-auburn debacle, I’ve reached a cool dark espresso brown that I do really like. It will be a bitch when my blonde roots start coming in… but oh well.
In the spirit of Trump accepting somebody else’s Nobel Peace Prize, I’m thrilled to announce that I’m the winner of the Haunted Minds Book Club award for Best Collection! Woooooo!!!!
Orange and white cat, 100% good
Behaviores Report: 100% Goode!
It’s the one year anniversary of the loss of David Lynch. We acquired one thing from the estate sale and it was this household’s entire Christmas but we think it’s worth it. Fix your hearts or die, folks.
If they build one of these in our area… I’m ready. 🫡
Bowl of spicy Buldak ramen with shrimp, a poached egg, Napa cabbage, mushrooms, peas, and green onion.
Whipped up some ramen for lunch.
I was in a bit of a reading slump, and now I’m on my fourth book of the year. Thanks to Dungeon Crawler Carl and new stuff from Nick Roberts and Rachel Harrison, I am flush with things I want to read.
Tea drinkers, what’s your everyday go-to? Mine used to be English Breakfast but I’ve started making London Fogs (Earl Grey + steamed milk + vanilla).
i hope money happens to me one day
using bluesky moderation features to mute the phrase "I don't know who needs to hear" forever
not me bitch
Winner of the World Fantasy Award Tanith Lee Black Unicorn $3.99 US / $4.99 CAN "This is Lee at her best." —Asimov
Let's get to boycottin'
I adore new slippers (and The Mighty Boosh).
A ridiculous tuxedo cat who seems to have lost all his bones, splayed out on his favourite sofa in front of the Holly pillow. The other side says "cats are prats" but Paul doesn't know anything about that
I think Smol Paul's auditioning for his own calendar. Mr January?
Agreed
Aww I’m so so sorry. ❤️
imo stuffed shells with ricotta cheese are better than lasagna in every conceivable way
i need to get my life together but it's almost bedtime
A ridiculous tuxedo cat with his Angry Ears on sits where the Christmas tree used to be, surrounded by plastic tree droppings, the only remaining sign of his den. He is going to eat me in my sleep.
Smol Paul has been hanging out under the Christmas tree for the last six weeks.
He's just found out we took it down 😬
i wonder if mothman thinks about me as much as i think about him
A cat perched on a post in front of the water on Miami Beach.
Two colony cats being fed on Miami Beach.
A beach tuxedo in motion.
Beach kitties!
I’ve found the best restaurant I could ever ask for in Miami: a Peruvian seafood place that’s playing nothing but The Weeknd.
the epic battle between my desire for outside food and my unwillingness to put on outside clothes
Hermes Oran sandals in varying colors.
Every other motherfucker wearing these sandals
If you want to blend in on Miami Beach, you just need the Hermes sandals and plastic surgery.
If you liked the @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social series on the black market for life saving cat drugs, @revealnews.org is running an hour-long version of that story this weekend! Hear it on the radio! Share it with your friends!!!
I love the lip color.
A Siamese cat laying on a bed, his head rests on a light purple controller
Shleepy gamer cat 🎮😴😻
Happy first Caturday of the year!
help, my credit score, she's very sick
"My log has something to tell you."