I do not understand mesh/see-through flats. The second biggest benefit of flats after comfort is that my toes can look like shit inside them!

Important evidence of autism in the ancient world

I’m sure this is fine for our brains.

Literally EVERY first comment on an instagram post is a bot saying the most rage bait-y thing possible with 182 replies below it.

There’s a principle in Judaism that when you have committed a sin it is not sufficient to simply apologize to those wronged or even just to promise never to do it again, you have to also attempt to the best of your ability & w/the resources available to you to right the wrong you have done. Sooooooo

Chef Bryan Voltaggio saying “I don’t know what it’s like to win.”

The YEARS I have spent rooting for this sweet, sweet man.

Jon Bois: why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Ah shit here we go again

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

An email from Madewell offering to not receive mothers and Father’s Day correspondences

When your mom dies a year and two weeks after your dad and you suddenly realize that you’re one of the main target demographics for these emails but it feels even more demoralizing somehow to actively opt out for each brand separately

Unless it’s a deathbed confession I’m gonna go ahead and skip it. And even then…

Let me stop you right there: I simply will never care what Tucker Carlson has said.

Still from Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the townsperson says the witch turned him into a newt but then he “got better.”

Me in college thinking we’re all just trading funny family stories & then realizing from the look on everyone’s faces that my stories are way darker & more traumatic than everyone else’s and I’ve killed the mood

Anyone else having a “sitting in the silent car for 15 minutes between each errand” kind of day?

Forget woke 2.0, we need to go all the way back to free to be you and me

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Screenshot of comments to an Instagram post of a woman who has to dress modestly to see her orthodox children. I am explaining to a man who doesn’t believe that this would be legally required that it is in fact, based on a law that requires divorced parents to both uphold the standards of the community in which their children were raised.

Mind you, he escalated to that from this conversation, where I several times very calmly, try to explain to him that his personal opinion was not a fact.

Oh phew! Instagram found that a man who told me that Jews “should be eradicated” does not go against their community standards. A win for free speech! Way to go, Zuck! You did it!

It always amazes me how good the trans representation is in this movie.

“This is your barbecue man, and it tastes good” is an all-timer.

Ten minutes in and she’s already asked me if John Malkovich was nominated for an Academy Award for this.

“Wait…are they about to hijack this plane?!”

Showing my sister-in-law Con Air for the first time

What about a PET Gala?!?????

Look I’m a Jew so far be it from me but I’m pretty sure a Protestant’s opinion of the Pope’s work performance at this stage in history is definitionally moot.

“We’ve decided that in an attempt to appeal to more median voters we’re going to put up candidates who suck shit!”

Seems like a cool guy! Good work everyone!

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

Catholic converts never beating the big weird freaks allegations

A Schism would heal me.

Finally!!!