I worked at the only Taco Time that ever opened in the UK, this was in the 1980s.
One day, just before Xmas, the boss announced we were shutting down. That day.
I immediately bagged up as much food from the fridge & freezer as I could fit into my motorbike top box and fucked off home.
Watching Prince on BBC4.
He was quite good.
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
Well it took nearly three weeks @alexanderfox1.bsky.social but I finally managed to use it. It’s not as funny as when you did it though.
I bet he did the dirty old bollocks
Well that took an unexpected turn
Having grown up in the UK in the 1970s, I genuinely expected the next word after “spontaneously” to be “combusted”.
I think a better Trump memorial would be a life sized two-inch penis.
Made out of shit.
Two people denying inappropriate sexual activity in front of a lectern in Washington DC
Trump: Cave or we kill you all.
Iran: no
Trump: Ok what if we give you everything you want and stop bombing you
Iran: um ok
Israel: shit, we better bomb Lebanon
Lebanon: wtf
Iran: wtf
Vance: nobody mentioned you
Pakistan: they were literally in the text
Trump: … I totally won
Iran: u ok?
They say every dog has it's day, but there are way more than seven dogs.
Give my body to medical science
If medical science will have me
They can take my lungs and kidneys
But my heart belongs to Daphne
Oh you’ll go to hospital - once.
Half Ma’am Half Brisket
I’ve had three on here now. Two very early on when I imagine it was probably way easier to get picked, and once again quite recently which felt like quite the achievement.
oh Wales
I shall endeavour to employ the phrase “the dirty old bollocks” far more frequently in my daily discourse from this day onwards
Working from sofa this afternoon, and in the background the tv is showing a repeat of the game of thrones final season episode with the big battle against the white walkers.
It truly is one of the worst episodes of any series ever broadcast. In so many ways. What a waste.
My latest favourite band is middle eastern jazz drone rock played by Mr Noseybonk and Dusty Bin
Approximately how many times in a typical week, on average, do you find yourself being called a wanker?
Because the orange paedo isn’t shouting and screaming and shitting his nappy about it
Keir Starmer is a cowardly sack of shit who needs to grow a spine and tell that orange paedo to fuck off
Wait, has it been won already again today or do the Americans need to use other countries’ navies and air force bases again today, I’ve lost track
All this is fair comment. However the realistic chance of me ever having a decent big screen or surround sound system at home is approximately zero.
Yesterday I went to the cinema for the first time in about 8 years. Purely because I was in a place where there was nothing else to do. Enjoyed it apart from 2 hours of eating and wheezing noises from the guy next to me. Saw the Peaky Blinders film. Didn’t even know there was a Peaky Blinders film.
When The Specials replaced Jerry Dammers with Bananarama #totp
I would never have thought of this again in my whole life. All memories of it gone forever. No reason to recall it.
Then bam, like a flash, an instant time machine back to the 70s. Of course I remember it perfectly.
What time is Pipkins on?
“I’m a cunt and fuck everybody else ha ha ha look at me I’m a cunt”
