Massive throbber 😂

I didn’t say it wasn’t a pile of rust…
“Project” doing a LOT of heavy lifting there 😂

Sell you a mini project? 😂

Real fitba. Thats nowhere near as wild as (different match) me telling one of the strikers the ball was going to come to him from a corner and he needed to launch it top left bin.

Did the ball not come to him and he put it top left bin?

Possibly the first #MysticNev @mrtymrschno.bsky.social

I once had the pleasure of being a ballboy at a junior game, the old dear taking the dug for a walk while the game was on, and said dug pissing on the pitch side of the goalposts while the game was ongoing 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

Any #mcfc fans looking for an Anelka/Berkovic era shirt? @theparisangel.bsky.social @helenvonpeas.bsky.social might know someone looking?

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Double bass wins any argument. Well done, thee.

Nobody who isn’t a massive throbber has an acoustic bass

Depends if it’s drinking squash or playing squash…

Never liked coffee or tea. Irn Bru.

Fuck you.

I got chat gpt to identify a random connector for me a few weeks back. 20 minutes later my power problem was history.

Tarmac, aka tarmacadam, is named after engineer John Loudon McAdam (1756-1836) of Ayr, Scotland.

Macadamia nuts are named after chemist, doctor and politician John Macadam (1827–1865) of Glasgow, Scotland.

It is important not to confuse the two. Dry roasted, salted tarmac makes a poor snack.

A very modified, plum-coloured classic Mini looking resplendent in the sunshine

That plum Mini between the Yaris and the disappointing Ford had me checking if one I know from up here had relocated.

Penny for the Guy?

Lettuce bejoice

Cucumber tastes of green, there is no flavour.

Brb, off to buy a third another Rover shitbox

I was probably too young to watch it first time round (y’auld fecker) but still some of the best fictional TV I’ve ever seen.

Get your own words and stop stealing Scots

Not the jobby again 😬

Barry Burns - Everybody to Kenmure Street Listen to Everybody to Kenmure Street by Barry Burns.

Morning, rat fans.

Here’s listening links to my score for (award winning film🏆) “Everybody To Kenmure Street”

Not all are live yet but I’m live and that’s enough.

lnk.to/kenmure

Worth it!

Random thought

Everybody to Kenmure Street, by Barry Burns 16 track album

If you buy my score for Everybody To Kenmure Street then i won’t have to be in financial arrears with my pals in mogwai and…….myself?
Comes out this friday.
Save me from embarrassment and ridicule.

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Cat conspiracy continues.

Like Nigel is polite and tries not to bring the wax back up?

You mean “whoever is calling a cat Nigel”, surely.

Expected a different juicy fruit to end this tale

You might want to check cadburys other products. All of them.