almost time to reveal that I mixed disappearing ink into some of the letters of your tattoo, meaning it’ll soon fade to say “i ❤️ b ing”

The horse in Elden Ring was named Torrent in the hopes it would foil anyone searching for torrents of the game

https://www.theonion.info/

Unused Kaathe dialogue, neat. Spedrunners would have loved this one weird trick.

If that does turn out to be the case, it feels rare that an import from the US would need its language toned down, rather than the other way round. I can only think of episodes of The Simpsons or Married With Children where “wanker” had to be censored.

*writes down the new george noise in my george noisedex*

the reception to telling people you're vegetarian never changes, unlike with linux (nobody knows what linux is)

this sort of shit is so baffling when you have a day where you've been in a pub that's been in operation for over 140 years, and also visited the house of the guy who wrote the actual dictionary

if you hear no honking for the cause then i am dead

pov: you are @kingborehaha.bsky.social’s doctor

Try telling my childhood nightmares that their floating haunted skull technology wasn’t absolutely fucking perfect

george regino status: fucked

well they don't call it regiyes

No that's just the SF2 Animated Movie

liking this feels like a hate crime

yeah no shit

the guys who made fortnite couldn’t get people to use their launcher even by giving away free games

My go-to response when I zone out during Zoom calls

damn man you’re out for the count more than this website

bluesky more like noobsky lol

rip george, his posting got better after he died

hey edit boy. hey little jonny-delete-a-post. how’s that posting going

passing a specific denomination of coin to them

i'm often told that i'm too choleric to wear sandals

"pulling stunts online"? no he did things in the real world and is receiving consequences for them

My reaction whenever I see @kingborehaha.bsky.social post

The Rise and Fall of Misery Memoirs YouTube video by Sarah Z

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Comic Book Guy saying “A child has already solved the jumble using crayons. The answer is ‘fries.’”

Issuing a formal invitation for JD Vance to come to London and endorse Farage