Welp… looks like we’re officially old. Bad sleep is the hallmark sign of getting older and I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in months.

Fuck me.

Here's a question... Why can't I post a story to my iMessage profile? It does so much now, but we should be able to share statuses and photo/video updates about our days.

You pin a friend in your texts at the top? Tap on their photo to see their status/photo update. Simple.

There's a profound sadness I feel whenever I write stories of romance and connection. Does anyone else ever feel like that?

PSA “God fearing” isn’t the compliment you think it is. It’s fucking weird. Stop saying it.

I think the hardest part of going to the office after working from home for so long is how uncomfortable the chair and desk are.

When I'm home I have all of my things--gadgets, tools, and comforts. Plus I move way more when I'm home.

No, I don't just open up World of Warcraft and leave it on in the background for the vibes while I'm at work. That would be crazy.

You won’t be disappointed with Midnight! Blizzard did right by Silvermoon in my opinion. I’m so excited for this new chapter of World of Warcraft!

Where Christian nationalism is most dominant in U.S. states A 50-state look at Christian nationalism.

As if this political climate wasn't concerning enough...

www.axios.com/2026/02/18/r...

I’m giving it the remainder of 2026 and then I’ll be making some serious changes. Time to lock in, as the kids would say.

I'm 10 minutes into using the Logi MX Master 4 for Mac mouse and it's easily the best mouse I've ever used. Feature rich, comfortable, and a lot of fun to use.

The best thing Europe could do against Donald Trump and this Greenland thing, is release the Epstein files…

Just release the files and all of this goes away. I promise.

One of the coolest things I’ve heard recently is how good it’ll feel to be an American when we show the rest of the world we won’t stand for cruelty and fascism. That this place is still a shining beacon of hope for all.

America is an idea, and it’s time we be good stewards of that idea.

Teaching your keyboard things you type regularly… it’s a killer iPhone hack. Text replacement is sooo underrated.

While I do think the new Ōura app is nice, the fonts are super off and spacing isn’t right. It feels very beta and they need to rereview some of the design choices.

It’s giving horoscope Etsy, not award-winning tech brand.

The Dems that voted for this are cowards. I can’t wait to help vote them out of their roles. For some of them we have four years to make sure they never represent another American again.

Anyone notice that the health care corporations haven’t reached out to the government to say, “we’ll commit to lowering costs to reopen the government because we know it’s a problem”?

Of course not, because this isn’t a you against me situation. This is an us against corporations problem.

The retro-futurism in the newest Fantastic Four movie is awesome. Such a good vibe.

After all these years of iPhones with the smallest possible text they could have… I’ve finally increased the text size on my phone.

It feels HUGE but it’s sooooo much easier to read. 😭 Does this mean I’m old now?

@7brewcoffee.bsky.social is killing it. Absolutely a step up. Love their model and service.

It shocks me that everyone’s like, “AI is going to change the world and replace jobs,” but I still can’t say:

“Hey, Siri—Play my Good Stuff playlist but add the occasional Halloween song to the queue to set the mood for my party tonight.”

Nope, it won’t be changing my life… #aiisstupid

@nbcnews.com Why is Rachel Hirschheimer in Washington saying “China’s paying 55% tariffs”?

NO. AMERICANS ARE PAYING THE TARIFFS.

Who are you trying to fool? Say the truth or close your doors as a news organization. And coach Rachel on doing better as a journalist.

Pathetic and disappointing.

A tweet from BrooklynDad_Defiant! says: “No words. If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research... I have nothing left to say to you.” The image shows an illustration of a bald child in a hospital gown, holding an IV pole and looking into an opulent golden ballroom filled with formally dressed adults.

It’s more than just bad priorities. It’s about lack of basic decency.

The newest version of navigation in Instagram is sooo good. I love that platform so much.

Dems better no give up on this shutdown. Go foreverrrrrr if that’s what it takes. This place is a fucking mess anyways.

Diane Keaton is smiling and looking to her right. She is wearing a black jacket, a white blouse, a black hat and glasses. A headline reads: "1946-2025: Diane Keaton." Photo by Amy Sussman/Getty Images

Breaking News: Diane Keaton, who played some 100 movie and TV roles and won the best-actress Oscar for “Annie Hall,” has died at 79. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/m...

This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

Yeah… NYT you might want to take a hiatus on Brooks posting opinions for a while. Doesn’t quite seem to be the time for that BS.

Sen. Elissa Slotkin on Letitia James being indicted: "It's part of a bigger trend of the President of the United States using the Department of Justice, using the legal system, to go after political adversaries."

Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.