It's always, "Are you autistic?", and never, "Thanks for sharing the cool astrophysics stories with us, even though we never asked.".

But he doesn’t fire the boys?

A small puppy sits in the sun, casting a shadow that looks like Batman.

It’s not all about who you are, it’s also about how you show up!
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I hate it when a Talking Heads song comes on at the thrift store and I have to walk in time to it all the way down the Activewear aisle

“Hey guys, didja hear the one about the guy at the pickling plant?”

They said I’m a fine girl? Is that all they said about me?
-Brandy

Nobody told me these suspenders were going to give me cameltoe

Same as it ever was.

From @caolanrob.bsky.social

Taxpayers’ Tab for Donald Trump’s Golf Habit Crosses $100 Million This is Trump's 56th visit to his course in West Palm Beach and 110th golf day in just over 14 months in office, keeping him on track to spend $300 million on golf.

Do you see why we don’t give a shit that you “donate” your $400,000 salary?

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Please repost...and repost...and repost.

On this President’s Day it’s an important reminder that for the first time in American history the United States doesn’t have a President but instead is being destroyed by a vindictive hateful trashy fraudulent lying diabolical sadistic criminal tyrant and his regime of crooks.

The bannnnano familiy

Where we stand today 👇

It’s an EXCURSION!

Trump admits his "working class" moments for the cameras were all staged. He calls the photo ops "a little bit tacky" and "embarrassing” - which is ironic since Trump is so tacky and embarrassing all the time. All the rich do is lie to workers. That’s America.

The richest 10% of Americans own roughly 87% of stocks.

The richest 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.

It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.

Pete Hegseth: I’m the biggest drunk in this administration!

Kash Patel: Hold my beers.

a person is standing next to a water fountain in a room . ALT: a person is standing next to a water fountain in a room .

Sponsored by BRAWNDO!!!

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I’m afraid America’s script has changed from Idiocracy to Team America…

Sure, he’s deporting citizens, eliminating jobs, healthcare, and education, destroying the economy, and blowing up the world…

But hey, at least we’re gonna get Ultimate Fighting on the White House lawn!

When you throw a Surprise War…

…and none of your friends show up.

Video shows skydiver crash into scoreboard before Virginia Tech spring game: 'Dude!' YouTube video by WTVR CBS 6

Donald Trump declares victory in Iran…

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Why, yes! Benedict Bonespurs certainly deserves the Medal of Honor!

“I never said all that shit.“

-Confucius

If at first you don’t succeed…

Keep sending JD Vance back.

I think this entire administration is drinking from the Strait of Vermouth.

That’s why they dismantled all the oversight and installed loyalists. Pathetic.

But, but… the Pope is weak on crime!