I think he's earned an opportunity to rebuild. But as a squad they're not ready for an extended Champions league run

Do we have the money for that though? It sounds like we don't. I'd hate to think we lose someone like Tonali to pay for an unknown that might not be any better. I mean I don't have an answer that I think is the right one but I don't see a better manager out there.

We'd end up with one of Tottenham's cast offs though and I don't think that's going to be an improvement. I think there were some mistakes in the players they bought last year and they're not gelling.

JD Vance as Paddington and Viktor Orban as the queen mashed up with that mad watercolour where it looks like Padders is leading madge into the light

The world is just memes now x

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

I was always told that I sounded like Spuggy from Byker Grove whenever I met people who weren't from the North East. I never watched it.

If that was an issue then more people should watch it because the majority of impersonations of the Geordie accent are excruciating.

Got wrong off my Mam for saying this on Twitter but she's not over here so, wasn't allowed to go Trick or Treating because it was begging.

Lol at all three of them thinking that Low Fell is the broken part of Gateshead.

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

Graphic illustration: an orange grim reaper next to blocky type which reads MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY

Found a use for the spare Death.

This really should be the turning point but I doubt it will be. The people who aren't stopping him seem to think that he can punish them more than the general public.

I don't even think Soviet Russia had what they're talking about.

Honestly, I've heard some abject nonsense from Americans of late. They will believe anything they are told.

Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary in Europe either?

friendly reminder: lots of people don't have this weekend off, specifically so you can enjoy your weekend off, be very fucking nice to pub and restaurant and retail staff we are Not Having A Good Time and do not have a four day break coming up

She's a great cartoonist

from tumblr user exeggcute: I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

good post

They sound so desperate for help. Except it sounds like we go in and help and then they leg it.

a sign that says days without nonsense hangs on a door Alt: a sign that says zero days without nonsense hangs on a door

Well, we can reset the counter today. Our spectacular run of bad luck continues....

What if Scott Mills nicked all them KitKats

dreadful wasn't it? The number of them that found somewhere else to be when they found out they were wrong though...

Star Trek: The Next Generation, possibly the best television show ever, is not about spaceships shooting lasers at each other, it is about a man who represents the best of us trying to teach his robot son to be human while debating whether humans even deserve to exist with his best frenemy, God.

I want to know which teenager just won a bet that they could get their head teacher to say mental shit in the papers. I'd like to shake their hand.

Does it tick?

This is straight up bullying of children

Could politicians stop saying that they have been very clear? They all sound like lunatics because they have absolutely not been clear. It's robotic

We call them big internet and little internet jobs. Buying something small, checking a balance - little internet. Booking travel, online parents evening - big internet.

Forthed. My Brother printer is over 15 years old and still chugging along.

I guess we all know what we're saying when 'it' happens....