Could also insert Mets into this as well…

Blue Jays fans are spiraling and some are crashing out so hard… the concern is real… but May is everything: 14 divisional games. That’s your swing month. Turn it around, you’re back in it. Keep this up? The hole might get too deep to climb out of.

No matter what happens, I’m riding with this team.

I shouldn’t be shocked some Mets fans think Mayor Mamdani cursed the team just for hugging Mr. and Mrs. Met… when last year they were convinced Grimace saved their season.

All sports commissioners are villainous in one way or another but I’m personally going to be counting down to Bettman’s retirement party. (whenever that is)

Bruins vs Canadiens in Round 1 would be electric… but nope. The playoff format survives because Bettman might be its only fan.

I guess I was naive to think Vladdy built up so much equity from October that I wouldn’t see the trolls come out in April…

All his metrics are elite, but one GIDP and the “He’s overpaid” trolls come out of the woodwork…

I don’t engage with it but it’s annoying to read about.

Leafs fans are already panicking about Auston Matthews’ future…
One thing’s guaranteed: The Leafs will find a way to make the wrong decision.
Why? Well that’s simple… they’re a cursed franchise.
That’s the only logical explanation for almost 60 years of pain.

I try to avoid influencer content, but from what I’ve seen recently there’s been a disturbing shift.

It’s less inspiration, more pressure.
Pressure to spend more, look better, hustle harder, and still seem “effortless.”

Maybe the real flex is being normal, honest, and a little unpolished.

I see what you did there

Yoshinobu Yamamoto pitching a no hitter tonight in Toronto seems like the most obvious thing to happen in MLB history.

I think it might be 4 now… I have to physically count the Ls

I believe the max losing streak last season was 3

I would like to nominate Dub Gleed for the Hall of Name.

That is the most “this guy was born to play baseball” name I’ve ever heard.

He’s only 23 but his name sounds like he’s been in the league since 1974…

Raptors up 50 in the 4th and Darko still coaching like it’s Game 7 of the Finals 😂

Man’s calling plays, yelling rotations, probably drawing up a timeout speech like the championship is on the line.

It’s funny but I appreciate the work ethic.

Day 4 of the MLB season and it already feels like we’re headed for an all-timer.

Today was absolute chaos and absolute cinema in the best possible way.

My personal favourite was watching CB Buckner visibly heated over ABS.

Baseball is so back baby!

I feel like baseball is the only sport where every season something happens that has never previously happened before.

For example:
Johan Duran became the first Phillies reliever ever to save a game at home on Opening Day. 🤯

So it took 140+ years for that happen… Only. In. Baseball.

His takes are so bad… probably why he got fired from Breakfast Television

I’m convinced Sid Sixero is just farming reactions at this point with the “don’t celebrate the ALCS” take.

Imagine telling fans:
“Yeah that playoff run you lived and died with? Pretend it didn’t happen.”

Isn’t it best to have full closure with that run and also start the season with good vibes?

A friend said something today that hit harder than expected:

“I’m kind of sad a new season is starting… it means the last one is actually done.”

A new chapter forces you to admit the last one isn’t coming back.

Amazing ride, tragic ending.. but a new one starts Friday.

Happy Opening Day Eve

The founder of OnlyFans passed away and Sora AI shutting down was announced around the same time…

Either the cosmic algorithm hit “reset,” or it’s just a completely normal Tuesday on the internet.

Just saw this on ESPN and I’m nominating it for the MadLibs headline hall of fame:

“Quadruple amputee pro cornhole player charged after allegedly fatally shooting passenger in car while driving during argument”

Umpire Bill Miller getting caught on a hot mic saying “please be a strike” is the most relatable thing I’ve seen all week.

I’ve had to work in 40°C and have had many “please be a strike” moments 😂

I get the “don’t kink shame” rule… but I’m drawing the line at people thirsting over Ms. Met. That’s just… weird, man.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups he pushes the Earth down.

This might go down as the wildest sports night of the year if Italy can hang on to beat USA at the WBC…

Bam Adebayo just scored 83 points vs the Wizards 👀

Happy MAR10 Day.

We kinda need dumb, joyful stuff like this right now.

The news cycle is a nonstop boss battle: geopolitical tensions, gas prices climbing and a whole lot more… the general feeling that the world accidentally selected “Hard Mode.”

So go enjoy Mario Day and the WBC. No apologies.

Congratulations to Sports Illustrated for achieving the impossible: squeezing three top entries from the “Jerk Store” into a single headline.

“Aaron Rodgers’s snipe at FBI Director Kash Patel had Pat McAfee cracking up.”

Good question. I’m being told it’s an old acronym… maybe the A could represent them? They definitely look missing from it.

In an effort to look prime-ministerial, Pierre Poilievre rolls out “CANZUK” … a strategic partnership with Australia, the UK, and New Zealand.

But I have one question:

Who signed off on that acronym?

CANZUK sounds like a rejected Pokémon.

Does it evolve into Commonwealthasaur at Level 36?

There is a high likelihood that actual evidence the Trump admin. is corrupt exists because we know that new Polymarket accounts made massive bets on the exact timing of U.S. strikes on Iran minutes before they happened turning huge profits but of course nobody cares to investigate these things…

It does seem that way. It feels like everything their government does erodes legitimacy. Very unsustainable…