I’ve said before that corporate restructuring is *the* national pastime, bigger than rugby.
There is a persistent belief—against all evidence—that if management and governance and political leaders ‘just get the settings right’ or ‘trim the fat’ in exactly the right way, things will work.
people when a driver hits a highway barrier: "It's a good thing that barrier was there, that probably stopped a deadly pileup." People when a driver hits a city bollard: CHANNEL 17 NEWS, features old man labeled as Holden Bloodfeast, Opinionated bystander. Three bullets below him: -Wants to remove 118 bollards. -Please god just let us kill more pedestrians nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see another car drive through Ballard library before I die. -Respectable city councilmember.
thought of this at work
The Government™ has made an ad about the era we're living through, and it's surpsingly honest and informative.
panel from KaguRai: "You came here to kill my beloved Claude, didn't you...!?"
Bsky devs
Habemus Papam
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Knuckle tattoos that say "PLAN AHEA"
this is an incredibly sketchy story and so far all the people involved in breaking / spreading it are deeply unreliable sources
#AyrtonSenna do Brasil 🇧🇷
hackers associated with the nation of iran have launched a sophisticated attack targeting me seeing cool pictures
I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"
Opportunity charging:
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
The picture shows a pair of Egyptian sandals made of woven reed and palm leaves, the sole with bound edges and pointed toe. One sandal is completely preserved with ankle strap and toe strap.
#Egyptian flip flops: a pair of sandals made of woven reed and palm leaves. Dating around 1500-1400BC
On display at Museum of the University of Tübingen
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VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 1. School of Dropboxes 2. Relatable Grave Harbor
Transmission #0583 from NROL-111 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. School of Dropboxes
2. Relatable Grave Harbor
A 'make one from the best bits' mess, or are both viable?
Nice.
Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".
Hi this joke is for me
The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
How To Live A Good Life #oldknees
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
a cavs tweet that says BE EARLY. BE LOUD. BE THE **C**** DIFF and the slogan in a graphic
The slogan “Be the C Diff” definitely didn’t land the way the Cavs thought it would lol
"If you call me an incompetent drunken cross-eyed psycho, I'll sue you for defamation." - Kash Patel, incompetent drunken cross-eyed psycho
It’s hilarious that x and meta platforms are algorithmically designed to ragebait you and yet everyone joined this, the algorithm free platform and a lot of you decided to ragebait yourselves here when it wasn’t at all necessary
If you get chased by taxidermists, do not play dead.
I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me
