I mean, yeah.

Wait, Fishlock's retiring?

Aww, man, I was looking forward to taking my grandkids to watch her play.

Pfft... We'd all be speaking Vietnamese today.

I vaguely remember this, now that you mention it (I was 14 at the time...).

Even if he promises to keep his underwear on. 😒

To say nothing of his advocacy for "torture warrants" during the Shrub years. I'm determined not to let that be forgotten.

SIC semper tyrannis, motherfucker!!!

I'm more introverted and a homebody but I can live with the fact that we're just not all the same. And I can understand where sheltering in place would have been a giant drag for plenty of people.

I do NOT understand what the hell that person's problem is. 😵‍💫

Justin Trudeau's father is Ronnie Wood.

Or Mick Jagger.

Or Ronnie AND Mick.

The NBA is only *slightly* less scripted than professional wrestling, in my estimation.

His own standing:

And no mealy-mouthed "Kitchen Table Über Alles" crap, either.

Yeah, looks like he really screwed the couch this time.

I had not thought of this, and it's a really excellent point:

Osama bin Dipshit

And the ones who aren't visibly sloshed sure seem to *sniff* a lot.

Takes a lot of work to kill 8 people with a big rock.

You can say "Guns don't kill, people do" all you want. But guns make it REALLY easy to kill lots of people in a short time.

I think if most of us were "alarming" our co-workers with erratic behavior and excessive drinking, there would not be any "could" about it costing our jobs. And most of us aren't in charge of the damn FBI.

Also, excessive drinking even by this crowd's standards? 😬

I've been voting Democratic since 1984. And I don't know if that's any more ridiculous than the party being, in fact, visionless.

Which is how it's been looking to me for a while now.

Which one?

Getting tired of that phallic lecturing finger of his, too.

Yeah, I'm on the Becerra train, too.

Once again, the Iranians are not wrong.

And he's a gigantic mealy-mouthed caving-ass wuss.

Wish you'd titled your article "Twilight of the Schmuck," but still quite good.

Didn't even sell his soul; he just frickin' gave it away. 😔

I see random things like this, and like anyone living in 2026, my first thought is:

Does this mean he's dead? 😃

The worst and greatest criminal in our history, too. Al Capone, Billy the Kid, Charles Manson? Amateurs, by comparison.

I think he'd have to undertake some serious self-improvement work to rise to the level of putz, really.

AOC '28. Dammit.

Is he TRYING to punt himself out of the conversation for '28? 🤔

Heh, the #LAGalaxy sneaking out of that with a point is kind of cool and pretty funny.