Hiya

Want to start using this more but the hold that the other app has on me is too strong!

you met your younger self for a coffee? really?! did you tell them you’re still a twat? X

if beyoncé was really about that country life she would have said no to the big city of london and done a villa park residency instead, but she isnt xx

carnival ride owners risking their lives as they spin your cart asking you to scream if you wanna go faster

Coachella x

I neglected things over here. Apologies.

Happy New Year x

“The boy done good xx” “first christmas with this one xx”

To everyone, remember it’s not about the presents, the amount of money spent, who has the best decorated tree, table or who has the best spread. None of that matters. Today should be spent eagerly awaiting the #Eastenders Christmas episode. Merry Christmas! X

POV you didn’t book this side of the festive period off

pistachio is the new peri peri and sriracha, and we’re going to get it in a variation of everything, aren’t we?

Anyone else get caught up in everyone elses joy and got into holiday mode… but have work tomorrow?

londoners walking through their small towns now they’re back home visiting during the christmas break

They should give you the option! Im so glad we don’t get paid until end of the month. No long slog waiting all January😅

“your friend has tagged you in one photo”

the photo:

I feel people are lying about how festive they feel. Literally no ones arsed. Advent calendar countdown to Eastenders and thats about it.

Goldilocks before she found the three bears porridge

I miss Saturday nights in watching The Twitter Factor.

Liberty X, of course, used to be called Liberty Twitter.
#TOTP

asking my granny to make sure what type of salt she uses because i cant read the writing on her recipe card

when you pop into your nans before the works christmas do and she insists you have a photo because you look ever so smashing

POV your favourite dinner lady is comforting you after the other lads have been calling you gay boy on the playground

When you ask for extra salt and vinegar at the chippy

Bloody hell Neil. #eastenders

Lengthy voice note soon please! X

OMG!!!!!!!!! WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE TO SEE YOU ON HERE! X

JOKE OF THE DAY

Australian guy to British guy: "Do you wear cologne?"

British guy: "No, I have 5 other people on my team"

Australian: 🤔

British: ☺️

POV Kemi Badenoch sees you having lunch

It’s certainly a White Christmas in a lot of your staff Christmas party photos. Maybe it isn’t too late to ask Santa to bring your office some diversity and inclusion for the new year x

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