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Posts by Jason Parton

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🦇🎃🖤I hope I can find someone, that would make me a plushie of my all time favorite Gargoyles character David Xanatos for free. My momma manages my money for me because of my Autism.

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There are infectious diseases that have higher approval ratings.

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I feel like if you extend a cease fire indefinitely, that's basically you giving up. Right?

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Well it wasn't a problem. For them.

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"Don't Be Evil*"

* - this no longer applies to us, and hasn't for 20+ years

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Blackberry Smoke - Azalea (Official Music Video)
Blackberry Smoke - Azalea (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Blackberry Smoke

Today's "Song Of The Day" Today.

I think I love everything about this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eDf...

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People voted for one of them, and that one is bad because that's the world we live in right now.

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Tank Array sounds more like a Pete Kegstand thing, but we're on the right track.

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If you see Sabu and the elephant say "Hi" for me.

Of course they usually hang out in easy St. Paul.

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Crazy Eyes Cash has released the names of suspects for his 2020 election fraud case. They include:

J. Daniels
Cpt. Morgan
A sailor named Jerry
Tito
James Evans
Jim Beam

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Rest assured though, you won't change his mind.

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What LeBron James' Post-Game Recovery Strategies Can Teach You About Staying in Your Prime At 41, LeBron James has redefined elite longevity over his NBA career—in part by using these recovery techniques.

time.com/article/2026...

Step 1 - Put in minimal effort as often as possible in every way possible.

Step 2 - Steroids

Step 3 - Fake injuries to avoid playing teams that are clearly better than you.

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I think this idea that Crazy Eyes Kash is knocking back bottles of Jack Daniels or Wild Turkey and passing out in his office with the door locked it just silly.

He doesn't have the fortitude for liquor. There's a pyramid of White Claw cans up against the door when they eventually bust in, I'm sure

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The Face of the League Continues to Threaten the Refs
The Face of the League Continues to Threaten the Refs YouTube video by Angry Old Hoops Fan

@nba.com

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bn0...

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BBC investigation tracks down British soldiers and the children they left behind in Kenya A BBC World of Secrets podcast and BBC Africa Eye investigation has revealed a pattern of behaviour impacting multiple generations

www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

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We need better bills like Canada and Australia have.

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JD Vance keeps getting sent to these talks. All I can assume at this point is they want them to fail.

His diplomatic record is pretty bad.

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Discovery will be a blast.

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Schrodinger's Strait

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Blackberry Smoke - Azalea (Official Music Video)
Blackberry Smoke - Azalea (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Blackberry Smoke

Today's "Song Of The Day" Today is this lovely little gem I just discovered this morning.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eDf...

#music #songoftheday #today

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Only other one I've seen was in Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

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Star Wars Described by a Non Fan
Star Wars Described by a Non Fan YouTube video by Trigon's Trailers

youtu.be/Cg-pnGFbwMQ?...

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Nice thing about the Madden games is that people will often pay you to take them.

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Bandana Song (Western AF Version)
Bandana Song (Western AF Version) YouTube video by Todd Day Wait - Topic

An early entry for today's "Song Of The Day" Today.

It's a fun one that might mosey it's way into the set list this summer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s54D...

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Epicureanism states that when you die your atoms just take on another form.

Same vibes.

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This is fantastic.

but... it's still Moby...

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Wasn't there a Celebrity Death Match like this once upon a time?

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Well. I bought a guitar.

I didn't mean to. I was just looking for some new pickups.

A guitar was less expensive, and it had the pickups in it already.

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From your lips to... well... you know.

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Spoiler: It's the scene from Babylon 5 where everyone saw an angelic being of their own race.

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