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Posts by Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU๐ŸŠ๐Ÿคก)

A pair of men's boxer brief underwear rolled up on a little shelf inside a clothes dryer as if it were a small animal taking a nap.

A pair of men's boxer brief underwear rolled up on a little shelf inside a clothes dryer as if it were a small animal taking a nap.

I found my underwear taking a nap on a little shelf in the dryer.

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

NEW! PUBLIC! ENEMY!!!!

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Caution: dangerous sparks

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They're about to kiss, right?
Certainly nothing wrong with that, but physical passion is just a weird vibe for a safety training video I had to watch for work.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

ha! perfect

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Random pic from 2019
#peapod #peas

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Confetti Infection would be a good name for a band that plays what genre of music?

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

Different shirts? You'd think they'd go all the way with matching outfits

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Reel Big Fish - Take On Me (Official Video)
Reel Big Fish - Take On Me (Official Video) YouTube video by ReelBigFishVEVO

I'm assuming you've heard their cover of Take On Me...
youtu.be/QHpU0ZfXZ_g?...

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Isn't that why the handstand was invented?

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Flower or gas barbeque igniting? ๐Ÿ™‚

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

It's HOT out.
(pointless social media post du jour)

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

In the animated movie Dog Man, Pete Davidson's nod to Sigourney Weaver is hilarious.

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I didn't know flowers produced such complex songs. ๐Ÿ™‚๐ŸŒป

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Do you replant these every year or do they come back on their own?

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*blop*

10 months ago 3 0 0 0

I think it keeps vampires away?

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

The main reason we eat waffles is butter, right?

10 months ago 2 0 2 0
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10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Egrets are known for their skills as gardeners. This one is doing some weeding.

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

...If Tim Burton made dentist's chairs and other medical equipment.

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Maybe the bee is a very talented hacker?

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

Finally some positive news!

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Same ๐Ÿ˜ข

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Mac and cheese is not in the pasta aisle at my grocery store. I find this upsetting.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
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There should be a used car lot full of Teslas on the lawn.

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

Bird translation...
"What is that human doing by the flowers"
"I think it's a bee... they like flowers"
"Actually, bees like the pollen produced by flowers"
"Shut up Leslie, no one asked you"
"Also bees are much much smaller than that. You can fit a be in your beak"
"Maybe it's a queen bee"

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

Today is new toothbrush day.

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Coming to broadcast TV this fall... Law and Order SLU (Serious Lawns Unit)

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

Popcorn Beverage Potato

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