Tbh idc if my plans fall through just gives me a reason to work out.

Oooop hi y’all

Gulf of Distraction

RFK has just been confirmed let the fat phobia and ableism begin. 🙃😒

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH YALL!!!!!THIS MONTH IS FOR US BY US. DON’T LET NOBODY DISTURB YOUR PEACE.

As we head into Black History Month, please remember:

It’s Black History Month! MAKE SOME MFN NOISE! 🗣️

Just a heads-up that tomorrow is NATIONAL CROISSANT DAY.

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

My page on Bluesky is a safe space and you will always be welcome and safe here 🏳️‍⚧️

Please, be careful everyone 🙏

Sorry if I’ve been weird it’s just the unprecedented times

I have become chimichanga

What good workout I might just fuck around and do it again tomorrow. Probably not but ya know.

“next year I’m going yo ge more insane. thats all i know”

Put That Cookie Down! (1996)

Put That Cookie Down! (1996)

Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!

Take it away, DMX!

Good music doesn't have an expiration date... it's always valid

a man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air . ALT: a man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air .

So the list of companies that donated to democrats just dropped. Olive Garden was on that list!

2 PM EST ain’t coming fast enough!

Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!

(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)

So I’m pretty sure I’m gonna get a few tattoos here soon! Lord.