Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution

You don’t get to start a gerrymandering war and then complain when the other side shows up 🎯

Agree. I think there was confusion Referendum wording is always confusing. Also, the reps had many more yard signs than dems in my area. VaBch. Plus, we were redistricted in 2021 and that set us up to lean red. Hats off to NoVA,Norfolk,Hampton!

Been avoiding the news all day, couldn’t take the suspense. 💙💙💙

a man with a beard is standing in front of a bookshelf and talking to someone . ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a bookshelf and talking to someone .

Yasssss! Kiggans gots to go!!!!!

a cat 's paw is sticking its head out of a wooden door Alt: a cat 's paw is sticking its head out of a wooden door

Virginia??? Scared to look.

I love this.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

NEWS: Military Leaders Excluded Trump from Situation Room Over Concerns, Mass Shooting Kills 8 Children, Trump Threatens War Crimes Good afternoon everyone.

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Tomorrow is the LAST day of early voting! Early vote tomorrow, April 18, or vote on Election Day, Tuesday, April 21! Vote YES! #Virginia #VoteYES

Polling locations and times ➡️ iwillvote.com/va

Before he starts gearing up to tamper with the midterms, Democrats need to start tying Elon Musk's hands now.

They also need to do everything starting now to secure fair and free midterm elections.

Kinda want to start posting Bsky error messages as song titles...

1. Rate Limit Exceeded
2. Time Out Error
3. Forbidden

Let me know when Bluesky is back.

🤣🤣🤣

Knocked over smoothie. Looks really pink today like pesto bismal. My lunch. Just watching it cascade over the bricks. The ants will love it. Very sad.

Knocked over my smoothie at lunch. No remakes. Sigh. 😢

It's long overdue .. (cartoon Dave Granlund) #2547now

I block every account that has this similar profile pic. Female, facing backwards, long dark hair. Honestly I think it’s the same chickbot.

Latest:

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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I have experienced waxy trash splinters 🤣🤣🤣

The Pope is WEAK on crime is so gd funny; I am HOWLING

US media needs to start calling Trump's shit out too! He's trying to control all of it except some independent news sources.

Lol JD Vance is a curse disguised as a human.
What’s his score now, 0 for 4?
🤣🤣🤣

Ultimate passport photo. Paddington’s face is plastered up against the glass. His face is sideways, fur smooshed, mouth open, tongue hanging out. Classic unflattering photo.

Paddington’s passport photo.

Full disclosure-I laughed at this.

Image of Tony Carruthers, a Black man wearing a jacket. Underneath that image, there is text reading "Tennessee is rushing to execute Tony Carruthers without considering critical evidence that could prove his innocence."

The state of Tennessee is planning to execute Tony Carruthers for a crime he didn’t commit, all because they refuse to carry out DNA and fingerprint testing from the scene of the crime.

Hungary election should be trending. I can’t take the suspense.

Rooting for you, Hungary! 🇭🇺💚✊