So tough when your franchise celebrating supervillains runs into very predictable origin story problems

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Nice to have a political weather vane nearby. No need to keep up on the news

You're bringing a lot of Clean Up Time energy into Mess Creation Time, bro

I have also beat the human world record half marathon pace by more than 30 minutes in my mini van full of groceries.

The Robert Johnson recording in question. It’s so clear I feel like I time-traveled.

Somehow despite being personally tacky as hell this elderly fraud still knows when the punchlines don't land

what has four letters sometimes has nine and never has five

Little on the nose something called Santacon was busted for conning people.

See, mom? I told you he was a fraud like 30 years ago and now finally the law is catching up.

Funyuns are a top tier, all timer crunchy snack. Whatever flavor dust they put on there is magic. Gardettos and flavor blasted goldfish are the only ones competing with them.

i do not want to make content. i want to make music and i want to write. i do not want to make content

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I make a habit out of not taking advice from guys with yin yang tattoos on one arm, their self assigned nickname on the other, cocking their heads to the side with their dumb little mustachios and telling me to adapt or die. Actually we could all ignore them.

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

If you have a problem with weird or crazy or dangerous or problematic or unsettling or vaguely illegal or all of the above marketing campaigns then maybe don't do more research into what bands have done to court fame in the past

First, I don't care about Geese one way or the other.

Second, why are we upset about musicians who gamed the system when the system is set up to maximize exploitation of musicians?

The interviewer's expression is the same one I give my 8 year old nephew when he's showing me his collection of beyblades.

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

Me, in a cardigan, looking punk as fuck

It's a nice day for a
Light sweater
It's a nice day for a
CARDIGAN

Wiping my tears and lifting my chin to meet his eyes, the necromancer speaks:

Every time I see this photo I giggle at the thought that astronaut pulled the ultimate dad move and told the rest of his family that it was just a normal family portrait session and to wear regular clothes only to show up himself in a damn space suit.

Never trust a musician. Lie to us and call it art

Donate to Support Families at a South Minneapolis Public School, organized by Anne Kosseff We are a Title 1 neighborhood community school in south Minneapolis… Anne Kosseff needs your support for Support Families at a South Minneapolis Public School

We are *SO* close (92%) to hitting our target GoFundMe goal. We continue to get new rent support requests in every day.

Please help us help our neighbors stay housed as they continue to recover from the damage caused by Operation Metro Surge:

The 28th Virginia battle flag is a Confederate battle flag that belonged to the 28th Virginia Infantry Regiment. Captured by the 1st Minnesota Infantry Regiment at the Battle of Gettysburg, the flag was brought to Minnesota and exhibited at the state's capitol for several years before passing into the permanent collection of the Minnesota Historical Society after 1896 where it has remained since.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.

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I mean, there's plenty of reasons besides this but: the media portrayed these protests as pro terrorist, anti semitic, full of mindless woke robots.

Perhaps these dumb, naive college kids understand this and are pragmatically adjusting their tactics.

Today is the day that Jerry finally became President

"Why don't Americans–"

Motherfucker, I live in Minneapolis

I guess I've got some new advice for about 80% of the drummers I know.