doesn't help that these days i only use bsky and tweeter to post porn and i haven't been on that grind for like half a year

at least i've been on that gym grind so my nudes are hotter now

imma be so fr i lowkey forgot about this app

YUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH💪💪💪

y'all ever have a sneezing fit so diabolical that your anus starts hurting

poppers from wolt

save me poppers from wolt

veits irooniline et just siis kui ma eestisse tagasi jõuan annab mulle ***** ick-i

ppl who loudly talk on the phone on the bus,,,,,

respectfully, kys <3

as god intended

trust me
my ass IS hairy

today has felt like a whole week

i stg i just wanna go home, eat and sleep

if you're sick you need to get a doctor's note they said!!! it's a quick and easy process they said!!!

🤩🤩🤩

we need more hairy buttcheeks in drag

what is it with guys and taking borderline medical dick pics

i'm not your doctor, why are you sending me these

cropped screenshot of the map of amsterdam with a street called "kinkerstraat" as the focus

kinky street

taking a shit so intense i need to take my shirt off

cropped screenshot from the grindr app where it shows who viewed your profile. the screenshot shows the profile who most recently viewed me. the profile has a dim picture of donald trump with grills on his teeth as the profile picture and the display name is LSD42069.

BEGONE

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

i wanna go back in time and give whoever first invented falafel the most toe curling sloppy oral ever

they REALLY cooked w that

god bless lentil soup

if i had a nickel for every time i walked through the red light district of amsterdam without wearing underwear, i'd have 2 nickels

desperate men are kinda cute sometimes

like, awwwww you want that cookie so badddd

lowballing sex workers is the lamest shit anyone can do

all tea all shade

farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and farting and shitting and

an instagram alibaba ad for a pregnant naked inflatable doll with exaggerated proportions (boobs, nipples, butt and belly are giant). it's in a doggystyle like position, except instead of balancing on its hands, it's balancing on its belly. the arms are on the sides and very clearly not long enough to even reach the ground. the face deems to have an ahegao expression printed on it.

,,,,,,,, what am i looking at

i hate it when i have to get up early for an 8 am lecture only to have no other classes the rest of the day

cuz like,,,,,, i am not gonna be a person for most of the day now since i had to get up so early

that's a whole day wasted

fuck youuuu

shitting so hard i had to strip naked

a picture of johnny and mavis from hotel transylvania

she definitely pegs him

having dinner in a noisy restaurant w coursemates while on exchange in france is certainly an experience

as someone who is not that good at french AND has auditory processing issues, i was fighting for my life

istun ja ootan

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