When life gives you lemons , make chicken burritos,then throw away the lemons. You don't need lemons to make chicken burritos.

We're doing good things

I ordered a coffee without creme. I had to get it without milk because they ran out of creme.

I said this at the beginning of Covid, and ill say it again..

Let the record show: When the going got tough, the *tough* were the first ones to buckle.

I'm not got to say I've been lazy on my time off, but I haven't unpacked from I trip that got canceled

I'll remember you someday

"You're so bad at that, you're not even doing it wrong"

I really enjoy the people who think everything is a conspiracy and don't and won't believe demonstrable facts who also believe OUIJA boards are low tech walkie talkies that let you talk to dead people.

Respect, admiration, and apologies. You can demand all you want, but you'll never get or earn any.

Gen X - The younger generation is so soft

Also Gen X - I just carried a bag of groceries up the 4 steps on my porch. I need 500mg on ibuprofen, a hot compress and a nap.

I want to get a table at a convention, bill myself as a Supernatural Investigator, and anyone who comes up to talk to me, ill just shrug and say "I haven't found shit"

Sometimes, you just have to draw it out of your system

"If I wad the Devil himself, I couldn't have picked a more suitable punishment"

Last night, I woke up at 11:11pm. I looked at the clock and said "I'm good, don't really need a wish. Someone who needs it can have it"

I forgot I have this app most of the time

Bringing joy to the Joy Bringers

Canadian Geese are the Orcas of the sky

Talking to someone yesterday, I said "there is no good reason to ever be anything but optimistic" and then immediately had an out of body experience and paintbrushed myself. I need to listen to me more often. Me is pretty smart.

Tony Snark Returns (I still got it)

Them: I love singing!

Me: I'm glad your enthusiasm isn't for cliff diving.

Man, it's gonna suck when I get dementia.. I have such hilarious memories

I don't own a Jeep.

Working with a Gen Z.

Rush comes on the Playlist and suddenly I'm Johnny from Cobra Kai.. "Yeah! This is the good shit!!"

And then he said, and I quote: "Hoyyyahh" with no trace of irony.

I need a good 2 minute "ugly laugh" with various "laugh aftershocks" that happen sporadicly for the next few hours.

"Socially resourceful"

All you have to do is be nice to people.

And its so easy to be nice to people.

Original location of Jim Jones' People's Temple... Drink up, kids!!!

Haunt actors, the Many Haunts One Family gathering is TONIGHT!!

RIPJDR