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[Cave Johnson voice] “here at aperture labs we decided to test out what the most convenient and compact package for complete self-destruction into an inanimate object is, and today, we found that out. Behold the Mossberg five-hund-“

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Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream".

Its just 500 cigarettes.

Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.

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Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: at a house party, a guy is standing next to his buddy, a human-size horseshoe crab. They’re both holding red solo cups. The guy is looking to the other side of the room and excitedly says to the crab, “hey, there’s another horseshoe crab here!” The crab replies, “ugh.” Panel 2: the guy says, “what’s wrong?” The crab says, “he’s one of those guys who flaunts it too much.” Panel 3: we see the other horseshoe crab in question, engaged in conversation with a group of smiling people standing around him. This second horseshoe crab is wearing a cap with a horseshoe on it, and a novelty t-shirt that reads: I SURVIVED 5 MASS EXTINCTIONS. IS IT FRIDAY YET?

Three panel comic. Panel 1: at a house party, a guy is standing next to his buddy, a human-size horseshoe crab. They’re both holding red solo cups. The guy is looking to the other side of the room and excitedly says to the crab, “hey, there’s another horseshoe crab here!” The crab replies, “ugh.” Panel 2: the guy says, “what’s wrong?” The crab says, “he’s one of those guys who flaunts it too much.” Panel 3: we see the other horseshoe crab in question, engaged in conversation with a group of smiling people standing around him. This second horseshoe crab is wearing a cap with a horseshoe on it, and a novelty t-shirt that reads: I SURVIVED 5 MASS EXTINCTIONS. IS IT FRIDAY YET?

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

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Picture of the century. 😍

📷 credit: Science Tube

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As soon as I thought this game had already reached infinite replay ability with Steam workshop support, we get a tile editor. The sky’s the limit now.

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Jschlatt went on vacation again. #YIAYflag

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6 minutes until immortality

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It MIGHT happen.

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“Propaganda/advertisement for a regime/corporation that doesn’t exist” gotta be my favorite kind of worldbuilding.

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The coolest damn guy around
My brother Luigi is so cool

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I don’t think I’m gonna be playing Brutal Orchestra with too much mods for now because the first item I got in my run was a bag of hyperrealistic mini sausages and they summoned someones Fursona.

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Happy day of trans visibility.

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The words “there is no such thing as a plea of innocence from an assistant in my court. A plea of innocence from an assistant is nothing more than an admission of guilt. Case dismissed, verdict is guilty, punishment is in-court execution like all the other scum of its kin.” While a hand is holding a pistol aimed directly at the forehead of a man in a gas mask and boiler suit with an apathetic look on their face.

The words “there is no such thing as a plea of innocence from an assistant in my court. A plea of innocence from an assistant is nothing more than an admission of guilt. Case dismissed, verdict is guilty, punishment is in-court execution like all the other scum of its kin.” While a hand is holding a pistol aimed directly at the forehead of a man in a gas mask and boiler suit with an apathetic look on their face.

Drew this today.

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Fan comic

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evil baby shoes

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oh great, you ehh, had the vision to find my freakin’ house. great. good stuff. hey, tell you what. take that smart sword of yours and get the bastahd that did this to my car

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Fan art of the ending of the game Door in the Woods

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Caseless shotgun shell I came up with. Based off of the rounds used in the H&K G11.

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo kid is sitting at the table in a casual restaurant with his family, who seem chipper and normal. He is staring intensely at another table. Panel 2: an emo girl is also sitting at a different table with her family, and staring back. Panel 3: their thought bubble connects to a shared dream where they are two badass wolf people madly in love, riding a motorcycle at night.

At chili’s

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Next week there will be another existential boogeyman designed to discourage you from pursuing art. There will always be a mosquito in your ear trying to convince you your creativity has no value. Let this Sora situation be a lesson. Stop getting pushed around by scammers. Make art

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OpenAI is shutting down Sora AI platform 👍
Disney is exiting their $1 billion investment 👍
variety.com/2026/digital...

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An exclusively red and black image of a man in a Gas Mask crucified while being stabbed by a mall ninja spear. The word “VINDICATED” is right next to him.

An exclusively red and black image of a man in a Gas Mask crucified while being stabbed by a mall ninja spear. The word “VINDICATED” is right next to him.

I really gotta post my art here more.

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CHUCK NORRIS DEAD AT 86 YEARS OLD.

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A being made of TV static has its hand on the shoulder of a man wearing a grey puffer jacket & a Soviet Gas Mask divided into 4 styled quadrants, the man’s eyes in one of the quadrants of the gas mask is displayed, and the being is saying “I wish I could keep more than an eye on… YOU.” While looking directly at the viewer.

A being made of TV static has its hand on the shoulder of a man wearing a grey puffer jacket & a Soviet Gas Mask divided into 4 styled quadrants, the man’s eyes in one of the quadrants of the gas mask is displayed, and the being is saying “I wish I could keep more than an eye on… YOU.” While looking directly at the viewer.

I really gotta start posting my art here Ngl

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I’m fine with using normal GIMP but this patch is gonna be revolutionary for people pivoting from adobe to GIMP.

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Why can’t I relax all the muscles in my body

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mfw im playing resident evil 5 remake in 2029 and DLSS 5 turns chris redfield into charlie kirk for 1/200th of a second

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