🫡❤️

That’s right

Need to Elf Out with them

Getting called a beautiful couple at Holt Renfrew is so funny/cute. Like yeah the makeup is by me, styling by me, hair by me… but the gorgeous woman beside me? She was born with the it factor

Do they let you dyke out on here? G-d I hope so

I wanna make boeuf bourguignon….

In a different life, I’m a lesbian culinary chef with a complicated borderline-sexual attachment to my mentor and a drug habit

Oh, that thing! How lucky we have a graphic about it. Wish it was more grammatically correct, though.

Watching all of Boardwalk Empire might heal me

An hour of stewing down veggies and all I got was ONE CUP of stock. Which will go in the vegan Thai red curry tomorrow

Egg fried rice

Vegan mushroom broth

Made egg fried rice and mushroom stock tonight

Good afternoon my head fits in this piece of styrofoam

People love to post a photo of a guy who’s literally just Jewish and over 35 and say “why does he look so haunted”

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

This statue marks where Buccee was finally gunned down by law enforcement. It does not commemorate his life, but the lives of those who died in the pursuit to stop him.

It’s gotta be Rush but it circles around again and becomes cool

feinstein -- assad must go assad -- who must go?

The confederate flag is flying at half mast today

I love it, but the wife hates it LOL. It’s a grand division for many gays

Okay true I gotta watch more Kurosawa films

Folx what are some of your fave movies to show people who haven’t seen a lot of movies? Like any genre, but mainly classics or like film canon?

Chartreuse Spice

If I were a spice gxrl I would be Italian Spice and Juliana would be Wife Spice

I’m a homeowner again (a home-o)

I’m at a friend’s charity park concert rn and it’s basically a queer hangout

Listening to TrueAnon in my basement. Happy Sunday

Accidentally introduced my mother to Maoist Standard English and now my life is hell