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Warren Warleader {2}{W}{W} Token Creature — Rabbit Knight Whenever you attack, choose one — • Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token that’s tapped and attacking. • Attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. (This token’s mana cost is {2}{W}{W}.) 1/1

it's bring your daughter to work day

APRIL UPDATE INCOMING!

Memorize this picture: something in it will change ever so slighty with the upcoming update to "Monster Prom 4: Monster Con" next month. Soon we'll reveal the new version of it.

Most may miss the difference, but we hope a few will notice 👀

romeul from zenless zone zero

Heheh, I see some folks have already guessed it but yep - I'm the English voice for Romeul in Zenless Zone Zero!

Panel 1: Shen is keeled over a chess board in his chair at the park, sweating and gritting his teeth. He thinks "NO! I'M GONNA LOSE!! I'M... FALLING INTO DESPAIR..." Panel 2: It shows the chess board, with Shen's clenched fist on it. Shen is playing the white pieces, and his king is on H1 somehow behind 2 rows of 4 pawns. The black king is on B7 and the black queen on D8 threatens checkmate. Panel 3: A bishop comes in from off the board and takes out the black queen. Panel 4: Overly realistic depicting of Shen dramatically beginning to look over his shoulder, into the light. Panel 5: There's a person diagonal from him behind him with a chess board with just the white pieces set up. He has a confident smile. Sunbeams come down behind him and the wind blows the grass gently. Panel 6: Closeup of that person giving a thumbs up as the beginning of the song "Rap is a Man's Soul!" from Gurren Lagann begins to come on, with the lyrics "do the impossible, see the invisible..." The sun is producing a glare reflection off of his thumb somehow. He had moved his D2 pawn forward to D3 to line up the bishop.

(i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad)

me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?

caesar: i think... i will invent a salad

me: what will you call it, your glory?

caesar: julius's salad

me: close

caesar: julius's epic salad

hey! Did you know! You can cancel posts and save them as drafts now! Clown girls are underrated tbh

Drafts

Crank hard and crank often sister

The entity keeps sticking its cock out of the amulet to fuck my tits

If this gets 1 Million RTs I'll wear this costume to our show.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE IS SO DEAR TO ME

Smash

Hey cool update, i don't really post dick or ass anymore but! I write sometimes

This is exactly what im talking a bit

Any kind of Pesto pasta is a great option! Pesto is also *super* easy to make at home

Forgor this account contains my entire dick and ass before i talked to a cool person lmao

How many?

THAT'S AN OPTION???? TUTORIAL WHEN PLEASE?????

Add another by bunny to the ranks! Another for the warren!

This is exactly what ive been yearning for

LETS GOOOO BAD DAY FOR ME TO BE BROKE :(((

Literally me

Lil fanart of the gobbo from -GearGrit-

Go check out @westonmitchell.com 's game on steam it has the SCHMOVEMENT

I don't really miss posting nudes all that much but I do miss the cool people i got to interact with when i did

Begging, screaming, crying

Haha glad you're having fun with one of my favorite soulslike games....

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THERE'S SO LITTLE PORN AND THE CHARACTERS ARE SO FUCKING HOT

As she commands.

My transition goals are the Sisters of Battle from Warhammer.

Weed season or rabbit season