They’re not green texts they’re our class comrades you fool

Sorry when I said that I was a lover girl I meant that like I do mutual aid. I very much have avoidant attachment issues.

I tried petting my cat similar to how my sister’s cat likes to be pet and she clearly hated it. Is this what it’s like to be someone who has sex with women

Text of an excerpt of Mark Carney’s speech at the World Economic Forum reads “Canada prospered under what we called the rules based international order […] and because of that we could pursue values-based foreign policies under its protection”

Canada was pursuing values-based foreign policy but unfortunately the value was “f*ck Black and Brown people”

❣️❣️Lotta new shows dropping lately so this is a reminder to the #RelationshipAnarchy and #polyamorous folks to formalize your relationships about what shows you are watching with whom #polyamory #RA

I am currently partying, in the sense that masturbating is having sex

A Happy New Year to everyone but especially those who have been growing out and curling their moustaches, your contribution to our collective morale has not gone unnoticed 🙏😍

Making a tenuous deal with the cop in my head (setting a serious bedtime for myself)

Mark Hancock, National President of the Canadian Union of Public Employees (CUPE), attends a picket line with striking Air Canada flight attendants amid a standoff with a government board

He’s a 10 because he knows what women want (money and power) and how to give it to them (support organizing for collective power)

Oh no because any horny funny anticapitalist or anti fascist conversation you have with me is subject to memeification and dissemination

This pussy kills fascists

Me when my friends like my thirst trap: Obviously they support me and unapologetic femme sexual expression and the concept of thirst traps generally

Me when the friend I’m secretly attracted to likes my thirst trap: OMG does this mean she would fuck me??

“Hey boy, anyone ever tell you that you’re too handsome to be a class traitor?” - me while ovulating

Sometimes I want to help people out of human empathy, sometimes I want to help people out of sheer spite toward people who act like helping others is wrong. Like “I’m giving more mutual aid to a Palestinian soup kitchen because fuck you. I just made the world a little kinder, you like that asshole?”

Okay I know it’s normal if one boob is bigger, but why is one of my boobs SWEATIER than the other??

Big corporations love law & order, until the law is the Species At Risk Act and the order is an emergency stop work order to protect sensitive salmon spawning areas 🙄

Yeah I’m an IT specialist. I specialize in information and tea.

May I protect my trans comrades more fiercely than I protect the book in my bag from the water bottle in my bag 🙏 #TransRightsAreHumanRights #protectdolls

2.5 hrs earlier…
CAT: *pokes me in the face*
ME: Go back to sleep. You don’t get fed til 7:30.
CAT: *pokes me in the face with claw extended*
ME: THAT’S IT I DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
*kicks cat out of bedroom*

a young boy sings into a microphone with the words the greatest love of all behind him ALT: a young boy sings into a microphone with the words the greatest love of all behind him

This morning my cat ignored the wet food I gave her so that she could come back to bed with me and cuddle

Unsurprising. Knowing how not to get perganant renders the population less governable.

If you need me I’m sniffing the apple trees

Me, at a march with my labour union, wearing a kaffiyeh and carrying a flag: I dunno I wouldn’t really call myself political

Role play fantasy where I am me and you are you and we pretend like we weren’t gonna make out but then we are overcome with passion and we do make out

Mini succulents are so tiny and cute and waxy that I forget that they are mortal and can die if I don’t give them water.

One night stands? For partners no, for books yes

If you need me I’m petting mullein leaves in the park

Watching every Studio Ghibli film so that I’ll know whether any given image is AI or not