Dream scenario: Fulham vs Villa FA cup final. Sess sets up Cairney for the winner. #COYW #FFC

Easter chocolate already out. Jesus hasn’t even been born yet and Sainsbury’s is already out here celebrating his death.

Hard to whittle this down to ten to be honest. It’s been another killer year for music. My top 10 for the Kerrang! staff list!

Seeing as Reiss Nelson is out for 12 weeks, I wonder if we dip into the market for another winger on loan. Who could be a good signing for the short term? #FFC

Going to say it, but Antonee Robinson is probably the best left back in the league right now. Yes I’m biased and no I won’t change my mind. #FFC

Greg Wallace when he’s told he can’t tell anymore inappropriate jokes

Rod Stewart getting ready for Glastonbury next summer

It’s that time of year where I’ve been asked to put together my top 10 albums. Why is it always so bloody hard?

Well, this seems infinitely better than the barren wastelands of Twitter