We all know prayers are useless, but don't overlook the fact that thoughts are also useless.

When I had my gallbladder removed, Christmas pud was eaten in large quantities for a while 😊

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.

Don't mess with a woman once she has entered her FAFO era.

How's the 'Stop nasty middle class women of a certain age picking on national treasure Gregg Wallace' petition on Twitter going?

Because sleep is healthy, she has to sleep, you aren’t forcing her to do something horrible. Being a parent is so feckin hard xx

I have rewritten this reply twice now as I don’t want to patronise…but teething? Hungry? At 1, it sounds awfully like she’s just decided she quite likes to have milk and a cuddle every two hours so it’s up to you to break the habit. If there’s nothing wrong, then put her back to bed and ignore xx

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Black Jesus…controversial 😊

• Mr Clarkson went on: "Frankly, I'd have them all shot. I would take them outside and execute them in front of their families. I mean, how dare they go on strike when they have these gilt-edged pensions that are going to be guaranteed while the rest of us have to work for a living?"

for some reason I’ve remembered what Jeremy Clarkson, who said he bought land to avoid inheritance tax, said on live TV about striking public sector workers (extra marks for use of ‘us’)

I really enjoyed it, although I remember being a little nonplussed to start with

I couldn’t love this more ❤️

Clarkson defies docs to lead 20,000 farmers protesting against 'tractor tax' JEREMY Clarkson will defy health fears to join up to 20,000 farmers protesting in Westminster over the hated “tractor tax”. The Clarkson’s Farm star, 64 — recovering after a life-saving heart op — …

Man who told The Times in 2021 that he’d only bought his £4.25m farm to avoid paying inheritance tax to lead protest against inheritance tax 😂🤣😂 www.thesun.co.uk/news/3179317...

Would be grateful ☺️

Given what happened with twitter and bluesky. Now Musk has bought America, if we set up a new America will everyone leave and join it?

The very gorgeous Smelly Nelly who is, incidentally, going for her Christmas hair and nails appointment this afternoon ❤️

Alexander Rogers: Student suicide prompts 'cancel culture' warning Alexander Rogers was

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

While I feel very sad that this young man took his own life, this headline is misleading at best

“I’ve noticed I’m not in your starter pack. Any particular reason for that?”

Alexander Rogers: Student suicide prompts 'cancel culture' warning Alexander Rogers was

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

While I feel very sad that this young man took his own life, this headline is misleading at best

In case you can’t access Instagram, here’s the full text of Robbie Williams’ response to former Take That manager Nigel Martin Smith’s appearance on the BBC’s “Boybands Forever” documentary.

Powerful, revealing and emotional. (1/3)

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