Of course the professor spent a few weeks devising a doorbell out of coconuts, vines, and some special rocks, just so he could ring twice.

Queen romana?

And let the deep state in the corrupt Alberta government be able to identify the albertan patriots?

Wait, you’re from England. Of course, you all hate freedumb!

Just don’t try any of the recipes!

Trust Doug. They’ll make a profit on the deal! I mean, he will make a profit on the deal.

Ok, I’m new on the subject. Ann refers to “t.o.” What is that?

Wait. Wade wants to deport ICE? Like no more snow or cold?

Jonas grumby was a master of water based stories.

Oddly enough, a little bit of rewriting and you’ve got a suspenseful Hitchcock film…

So these are people the govt wants to give control to govt systems?

Question: do these people think that foreign leaders have “Trump translators” to explss as in what he really means when he says something?

I have this book at home…

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Bad day at the tables? I missed that book. Gotta go check Amazon and the used book stores.

Wait until you see the roadster released!

Um, I think 77 million people in the us have forsaken god.

An arrest is what they want. They do t care about truth or justice. Just look how hard DAs try to stop an obvious innocent man from having his sentence commuted or overturned.

Been there. Done that. Except with my mom it’s hockey and baseball. I set up ESPN+ for her to see some exclusive games. Think she got to it once.

Fucking science people. First Pluto. Then the brontosaurus. What next? You can’t tell a skeleton’s sex by the number of ribs?

You’re too old to understand, Micah. I bet you still use the term “groceries” too.

Harvard? You can’t trust them! Trust Russ!

And others want to hide the pedophile in someone else’s church.

Yeah, but come on, Methodists deserve to be attacked. Not as much as baptists, but still.

Not if you’re going to need to take money from the others.

I fear Alberta will become like Logan’s run or Soylent Green. Hit an age, you’re gone. Sorry.

There’s some weird Canadian belief that Canada invests money for every baby born and you can get this big cash bonus, if you know how, but the govt is keeping it for themselves now (odd, it’s their money!).

“You cant come enjoy spoils”

Oh, right, they think Alberta will be a utopia when “free”. How cute. Wonder how long before the us invades and takes over?

The reason Jews are so vilified as being bankers is because Christian’s tended to not loan money due to “da bible” so it was left to the Jews.

Hell, it’s like why in the northeast us for cops to be Irish. Because back in the day, no one wanted to be police, nor hire Irish, so Irish became cops.

You Canadians are so close to be put into your sharia law 15 minute cities where everything is halal and every 5 minutes there’s a call to prayer.

Thanks Obama!

Why cant these people just believe they killed whoever and just kill themselves. Seriously, why do they feel the need to destroy the lives of the children or the families.

Now should we tips the wait staff tonight or not?

Chelsey, you sweet naive fool you. Trump isn’t a conservative Christian. He knows nothing about Christianity.

The only part of the Bible he has read is the story of Lot and his daughters.