there goes kath arguing schematics again

Let the bodies keep the score
Let the bodies keep the score
Let the bodies keep the score
Let the bodies keep the score

ok this is a very funny basketball game

in my opinion it is difficult to win a basketball game when your opponent scores 4 points every play

timberwolves taking advantage of the new playoff rule where you get points for fouling the other team

motivation is pretty much the same but with travel instead of pizzas

disposition/attire

i've only missed a plane flight two or three times in my lifetime and it was always due to the interference of a devious figure similar to the noid from the old domino's commercials who takes glee in causing me pain

raising $250 million on kickstarter to call kash patel an alcoholic

called out of work today because i'm still too upset about pat mcafee getting elbow dropped through a table by jelly roll at wrestlemania. i hope he's ok.

all of the scooters are best friends forever with each other

the san diego padres wear brown and yellow to celebrate southern california's long tradition of shitting and pissing

We all have days like this

as it says in the bible: dearly beloved we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life

in many ways archers of loaf are the mott the hoople of the 1990s

oh no why didn't anyone try to tell him this was going to happen

I refuse to believe someone who worked for years as a professional comedian and writer who made one of the most culturally relevant sketch shows of all time is this naive about the power of the things you say onstage

possible recession indicator: bands i like keep going on tours where they explicitly promise not to play anything that came out after i turned 30

hm but i guess the other part of it is he's gonna have to start making better choices too

deciding to take better care of my health so i can live to see what clavicular looks like in his 50s

Everybody has a plan until they get gently kissed on the forehead

geese discourse basically indistinguishable from radiohead discourse 25 years ago when people were being accused of pretending to like ok computer to look smart, only difference is that everybody is more paranoid and annoying now

my biggest takeaway from this show is that nobody in this country has a real job

Shadowy figure of a humanoid thing with three spikes on top of its head hovering high in the sky

i wanna hear some of this guy's ideas

hiring a guy on taskrabbit to be the one to touch the forbidden stone

i wanna know more about dude on the far left he looks like he's wearing prosthetics to play dennis hopper in a movie

why does everybody assume she's doing this because another big leak is about to drop? she's probably been meaning to say this for awhile but was too busy

a few episodes into NEIGHBORS and i feel like some of the characters on this show are not very good at admitting when they are wrong

THE FRIENDS OF EDDIE COYLE is my go-to answer for this. mitchum looks like shit, 1970s boston looks like shit, everything just really really looks like shit!

there's a great scene relatively early in the movie where karen is hanging out with the other mob wives and it makes the social aspect of being in the mafia seem so fucking bleak