Dbt’s nuts

I’ve been playing ambient world of warcraft (classic) YouTube videos while studying and my partner was over and after about an hour said that the world she saw looked “disturbingly empty, like a dream” and I think that’s beautiful

Call me Steven Universe the way I’m cheering for giant woman

Do you or someone you know make or research politically engaged bio art? Consider applying for my panel. Deadline May 1st.

Trying to be a professional academic on the zoom call but the Clefairy stuffy behind me keeps passing through the Blur Background filter

What astrology thing is happening that explains why three of my exes have reached out to me this week (and two of them telling me they’ve had dreams about me recently)???

I really hope my grandpa who, according to his obituary, was an “amateur Roman historian” was more of a people’s history kind of historian than a Cicero is good kind of historian.

Oh lol my bad - that’s what I get for multitasking while responding to messages. Sorry, I misunderstood.

I get it. We should all be furious at artists like these.

In this context, my wording is a reference to Walter Benjamin, which is to say both. I want to see my aggressively anti-fasc fine art.

South Bend IN is cool because I just saw a guy with jean shorts scream “FUCK” into his phone while within 100 ft of “the Worlds Largest Chocolate Shop”

If you can pass in south bend Indiana, you can pass anywhere!

Bless whoever was in the federal emoji commission meeting and proposed the happy guy with a cowboy hat

I am not on rate my professor because I’m not a control freak.

Breaking news: local late night kava bar that only my friends and I patron has earned enough profit to refill the bathroom paper towel dispenser

Computer: Coffee, French vanilla international delight, room temperature

Your arm looks SO GOOD!

One time I hosted a touring screamo band at my house who had a Dark Souls inspired name and their drummer asked if we had dark souls 2 on Xbox and we did and he stayed up all night until he beat the game from a new save file.

Started teaching my gf how to play guitar and she keeps learning neutral milk hotel and front bottoms songs and it’s so funnyyy. Like my beauitful scumbag bf gf!

Eddy: “Double D, I just figured out the perfect scam - it’s called Mutual Aid. All we have to do is convince the cul de sac we’re trans and the quarters will come rolling in.”

Regarding today scam of a one day economic blackout: dear god so many of my friends would give a quarter to Ed Edd and Eddy

True story

A man pointed at me while driving past which ordinarily would frighten me but he was driving a Yaris so I think I’m good

Sweating bullets in the epistemic justice fellowship every time a cis colleague says the word “transdisciplinary”

an older man was asking for money on the street so after I gave him cash he asked me how my Valentine’s Day was. I said “good!” and he said “not splendid?”

Me to my cis partner who is really attracted to *gender*

“I think you’ve influenced me, I’m just really into gender right now”

Her: “you’re literally trans”

the democrats 'could' do this or 'should' do that but the democrats 'would' push you into farm machinery for a long weekend

I like screamo music for the same reason I like country music: I’m annoying

Am depressed / bought a new guitar

Too bad Michigan’s attorney general is too busy pushing felony charges on college kids for protesting genocide to step up with these other states