Longstaff with a cracking last minute equaliser for Leeds #NUFC #LUFC

Same girl down to mowing the lawn today.

Nothing says you’re home but still on vacation mode like a beer and Motown on the jukebox at a local dive before 10am.

The mere fact that you call making love "pop pop" tells me you're not ready.

Two-panel screenshot from the TV show Arrested Development. In both panels, two men are talking indoors. The subtitle in the top panel reads: “I’m sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don’t want you spending all your money.” The bottom panel continues: “getting her all glittered up for Easter.” This is Michael Bluth’s running gag of deliberately getting his son George Michael’s girlfriend Ann’s name wrong, calling her “Egg.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.

Christ's biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

Trivia night shenanigans

wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis

I thought they discontinued the sport after we won the League Cup.

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

TOON TOON!!!!

You may be thinking you’re living your best life but do get to be the Easter Bunny tomorrow for dog pictures with the Easter Bunny at a brewery? No, you do not.

I had to search my IG to find a pic but my friends parents have one for Steelers games. It has a working toilet and a tv! It seats like 10 in the back.

Wife just told me this one:

What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam?

Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

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A landline, wall mounted telephone. It is in the shape of Ireland and is entirely green, with the exception of a dozen cities labeled in white.

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

ICE spotted near Harbor Freight in Cranberry Township

Frontline Dignity is onsite

a man is standing on the beach looking at his phone ALT: a man is standing on the beach looking at his phone

I think I’ll watch Arrested Development for the millionth time.

All right, Bluesky, I need some lists: independent writers, self publishing sources, editors for hire, etc. Pittsburgh-based would be a bonus.

I now have power, a stronger cocktail, and the same mutt.

Damnit you’re right 🤦🏻

All of Ambridge and I think most of Beaver County is out. I feel bad for all businesses missing out on a busy Friday.

I have no power, a strong cocktail, and a dog.

Cowher power

YOUVE SEEN UNITED NOW FUCK OFF HOME

Wake up babe Arrested Development is relevant again