thai food is no joke

sometimes we get a lil high and go on the iinternet

My wife was talking scary gibberish in her sleep and I shook her awake to ask her what the hell she’s dreaming about and she said “Sorry, that was the devil.” And went back to sleep. 😭

Devil girls know how to dress for parties !!!

An illustration of Fenris from Dragon Age 2 laying on his back in a pool of water with lilypads surrounding him, he is gripping a sword

Fenris deserves a nice rest 💫💚

#dragonage | #fantasyart

bingpussyyyy
#svsss

Have been practicing some female anatomy lately
i have more sketches postet on my patreon, but i'll give u #luobinghe here because i like how she turned out

www.patreon.com/posts/some-s...

This will be in a textbook

International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND—In what scholars have called the largest shake-up of the game’s rule set in centuries, the International Chess Federation announced Tuesday that it was adding a race car piece to...

“In all officially sanctioned matches played from today forward, the pawn immediately in front of a player’s king will be replaced with a sick little hot rod that can move any number of squares horizontally, vertically, or in a circle like it’s doing donuts,” said Arkady Dvorkovich

J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum

J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum https://theonion.com/j-k-rowling-escapes-insane-asylum/

*sigh*
If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it.
If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it.
If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you.
I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.

this easter let us not forget who sacrificed themselves for our sins

Me if golf was real

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Mermaid love 🧜‍♀️❤️

🤲

fancily framed tarot-card-like image of Senshi from Dungeon Meshi surrounded by GLORIOUS BREADS while holding a piece of bread with jam in his mouth. The jam is in the shape of a little heart.

BREAD! BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!

commission for SungWon Cho :) #art

Fem Hua Cheng in the outfit depicted on the French cover of TGCF

cw genderbend
It's my brithday and that means you guys get French cover San Niang ❤️🖤
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#TGCF #SanNiang

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-conservative-star...

Ancient Scroll Reveals Lost Miracle Of Christ Correctly Guessing People’s Weights

Ancient Scroll Reveals Lost Miracle Of Christ Correctly Guessing People’s Weights theonion.com/ancient-scroll-reveals-l...

misc #trigun doodles

Ina Garten Brings In Intimacy Coordinator For Shot With Fresh Lemon Tart

Ina Garten Brings In Intimacy Coordinator For Shot With Fresh Lemon Tart theonion.com/ina-garten-brings-in-int...

this did numbers on tumblr and i feel it here a lot

An email notice informing the residents that there is a wild turkey walking about the fourth floor

I have so many questions about this current situation in my building

My hand holding three illustrated bookmarks in front of a bookshelf. One is of a stack of chubby cats in rainbow order; another is of a long cat colored to look like a stormy sky; the last is of a long cat with a rainbow body, the head & tail looking like clouds.

Time for new bookmarks! 📚🫶

[ #booksky #cuteart #artshop ]

We live in the weirdest fucking timeline where the Catholic Church is significantly to the left of the vast majority of world governments

Nation Doesn’t Have Anything Left To Enjoy Once Scented Candle Burns Out

Nation Doesn’t Have Anything Left To Enjoy Once Scented Candle Burns Out theonion.com/nation-doesn-t-have-anyt...

rearview mirror full of fire it is labeled ‘self-doubt, fear, jealousy, imposter syndrome’ but outside ahead through the windshield is a beautiful day labeled ‘understanding love is real’ and there is a handsome bigfoot motioning you onward

right this way buckaroo

Netflix's newest anime is the perfect starting point for one of the genre's wildest stories JoJo: Steel Ball Run sets a solid foundation for a bizarre adventure

JoJo: Steel Ball Run sets a solid foundation for a bizarre adventure