Their work is so good y’all

They’re broken 😞

That was pretty much it lol

I see these purple wedge mounts from time to time but idk who sells them. I really just need to invest in a cyborgtop tbh

Do it

Congratulations!

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The Bridgerton/Shonda Rhimes ass music they play at one of the grocery stores around here pisses me off. Like, just play Summertime Sadness 😩

I have committed! May 30th 😤

Sure but I’d like to give a little more than that. Thankfully I’ve got time!

I hope it’s a good time! I’m really gonna try to make it to one later this year

That I can’t dance? I don’t get out that often 😅

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Lmao!

I’ve been invited to gogo at an event! I want to say yes, but I don’t know how to dance 😬

My shoddy construction may have contributed juuuuuust a little lmao

My holes greed knows no bounds 🙂‍↕️

Genuinely love a good laugh during play time 😂

If you think of something I’m all ears!

Walrus grabbing belly

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Truly sometimes all you can do is laugh 😅

Dress for the job you want

Fun little flow at the open aerial play we hosted at a queer festival this weekend :)

I’ll just stay plugged until you’re ready

After today I deserve to get tag teamed tbh

Who's thirsty

It’s actually imperative to my survival that I get bigger 😤

After all…why not?
Why shouldn’t I jerk it again?

Come on

Happy birthday!

The way I would’ve melted into a puddle 🥴🥴🥴

Happy birthday!