a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

They told the Pope he doesn’t understand the Bible and then they quoted Pulp Fiction.

The Gravy Plane has arrived! There is no money for autism families, teachers, nurses, schools, hospitals, ODSP or homeless people in Ontario but Ford gets a brand new private jet? Ford is copying his hero Trump. I’ll have a LOT to say about this on today’s OShow !! 🤬🤬🤬

Ontario buys used $28.9M private jet for Doug Ford: sources A senior official confirmed that the province this week took possession of a 2016 Bombardier Challenger 650 executive jet.

Oh look, a snake on a plane.

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Local man known to do photo opps at food banks says affordable food causes communism in children.

April 17, 2026 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE PRESS RELEASE: Doug Ford's "Gravy Plane" the real reason for Ford's sudden interest in jets at the island airport Today, the Toronto Star reported that Premier Doug Ford has purchased a jet that can only be flown from the island airport if jet expansion at the island airport goes through. "The timing of Ford's purchase of his taxpayer funded "Gravy Plane" and his sudden interest in expanding the island airport is not a coincidence, Norm Di Pasquale highlighted. "For eight years Premier Ford has not said a single word about the island airport, and suddenly he's hell bent on expand the airport to allow him to fly Gravy Plane jet from there. Ford continues to make decisions affecting Torontonians with the sole focus of him being able to get to work and his fundraisers across Ontario faster. Any other level of government that gets involved in this seemingly corrupt process will now be tarred with Ford's taxpayer funded Gravy Plane." NoJetsTO calls on the Government of Ontario to abandon this rushed plan and allow Torontonians to have their say on the airport by keeping the City of Toronto in the Tripartite Agreement.

NoJetsTO PRESS RELEASE: Doug Ford's "Gravy Plane" the real reason for Ford's sudden interest in jets at the island airport mailchi.mp/nojetsto/gra... #topoli #onpoli

Local man tells post-secondary students money doesn't grow on trees and then picks private jet from private jet tree.

Ontario buys used $28.9M private jet for Doug Ford: sources A senior official confirmed that the province this week took possession of a 2016 Bombardier Challenger 650 executive jet.

Say it with all of Ontario now: why the fuck does “man of the people” Doug Ford need a private jet?

Ontario buys used $28.9M private jet for Doug Ford: sources A senior official confirmed that the province this week took possession of a 2016 Bombardier Challenger 650 executive jet.

Doug Ford wants to open Toronto Island Billy Bishop airport to jets.

Doug Ford buys a jets for himself with taxpayer money.

I think Doug Ford is buying a jet and an airport for himself…..

P.S.: Can you imagine if Kathleen Wynne had done something similar ?

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The eyewatering hypocrisy writes itself.

"Oh, no" said the supermarkets, "we're definitely never going to implement surge pricing! Don't be silly!"

"It's just that you seem to be testing out the tech for it, and you've commissioned a report into how much profit it could generate" I reply.

"Oh, no" say the supermarkets, "don't be silly!"

I would say “WTF is going on?” but it’s a question that seems to have lost all meaning in the modern age.

Local government that takes 4-month Christmas break says attendance important.

Spoiler alert: nothing trickled down.

If you don’t think this post is batshit crazy see your doctor ASAP

“OW rates have been frozen since 2018, meaning their real value continues to erode with every year of inflation. […] While ODSP is indexed to inflation…rent increases, food inflation, and rising utility costs consumed any gains before recipients could benefit.”

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Screenshot of a news “Ground Summary” titled “Taxpayers group slams Ontario MPPs ‘loathsome’ new pay raise.” A small image of Ontario’s Legislative Building appears beside the headline. Bullet points explain: • Ontario MPPs will receive a 3.8% taxpayer-funded pay increase tied to federal MP salaries. • The raise follows a 35% increase last year and the introduction of a pension plan. • Premier Doug Ford’s salary will rise to $292,752; cabinet ministers to $232,340; associate ministers to $194,624; backbenchers to $163,275. • A poll shows 86% of decided Ontarians oppose the raise, with critics accusing politicians of enriching themselves. • Critics also question the timing amid an additional $25.8 billion in provincial debt.

Ontario MPPs are getting another raise.
Disabled people on ODSP can’t afford food and face visit limits at food banks.
If Ontario MPP’s think this balance is ok - tell me why?
#onpoli
#ODSP

Oh Ottawa, how have I never been to see you before? I think I'm in love. 😍 We've been for afternoon tea, axe and knife throwing plus archery, our hotel is lovely, and your people are kinda nice even by Canadian standards. Great girls holiday so far.

BREAKING: John Who Can't Get An Erection Blames Yet Another Prostitute.

Hey, come on now, let's be fair, because who among us didn't get a 31% raise last year?

A man at a protest holds a sign with a Venn diagram. In one circle: Dumbest Shit You've Ever Seen." In the other: Most Evil Shit You've Ever Seen." And arrow points to the overlapping area labeled: "You Are Here"

Sign of the Day (from NYC):

Two small pieces about the Ontario budget:

1. There's no new funding for harm reduction OR for treatment — HART Hubs will have no increases, despite Ford shutting down safe consumption sites.

2. OSAP grants will be dramatically cut, except for tuition to become a cop, which will be covered 100%.

He KNOWS he violated the Constitution!

A chipmunk sits on a slippered foot and takes a peanut from an outstretched hand.

A chipmunk sits on a slippered foot and takes a peanut from an outstretched hand.

Wb, old friend.

The war must be going swimmingly.

Social assistance rates often too low to keep people housed, new research finds Data should signal an ‘impending crisis,’ study’s main author says

Anyone who knows anything about the unhoused in Canada absolutely knows this is true.
Social assistance rates often too low to keep people housed, new research finds - The Globe and Mail share.google/AkTPiw527uzl...

“.. He fought back tears as he explained what was there before: two wooden shelters, an outpost to make cheese, sheds for his equipment. The horse paddock was spared, but the chicken coop was gone.”

@nytimes.com
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While ODSP is indexed to inflation, two out of three ODSP recipients reported no meaningful change in purchasing power.
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Remind me again what christ says about helping the sick and disabled? Canada falls dangerously short on its commitment to them. But, hey, I could sign up for MAiD tomorrow and be killed off by the state within 3 months. I bet your Jesus would approve.

Accidentally ordered a kilogram of corn nuts. I should limit high me's amazon access.

Oh yes? This Bobby Orr?