watch out for the anti-air that hitbox is bigger than you think

Special Editioning and Fortniting at the same time.

Excited for the camrip of the bonus five minutes to go up on pornhub day and date

If your film needs me to check the patch notes of a 7 year old film to make sense of the plot then I think you need a rewrite, champ.

I think films should be complete stories.

Oh yea for sure. For some reason I was fixated on the sculpt of Chrono's mouth lol

Really? I think he had such a toy-like style of drawing, similar to Mega Man. The muscles even look kinda articulated lol

Srsly they can't leave me hanging with just two party members 😭

Man.

Families agreeing to take less money to do more damage to Jones is pretty powerful stuff. That's how you know how hot that shared hatred burns. It's not about being set for life it's about spite. Beautiful.

Kinda figured after the first time Jones threw a fit that this was dead in the water but it looks like my subscription has paid off.

To be clear I'm talking about myself as an adult

it's remarkable the way this single shot totally rehabilitated Aerith's image after like two straight decades of her being relegated to "Girl who stands in a void going 🙏" in every other piece of FF7 material

Me when I have to show up to family gatherings but I'm about to catch a Dratini.

I have to imagine that knowing your dad enabled the Forrest Gump of sex offenders does something to your outlook.

"Julian Casablancas I was not familiar with your game" are you familiar with his dad cause he's uniquely equipped to write about evil

I am guilty of the mix CD sin

In retrospect a significant portion of my intrusive high school memories involve music and/or a cool looking girl

This was the plot of my senior year of high school and it ended with her moving to Portland and Boston's only good radio station being flipped into a sports network.

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

The tumblrformation of the Onceler feels like a canon event

I guess it's just this generation's version of this comic but with the teeth eyeball guy and the robots

They tried to warn us

I would legitimately be interested in an academic study of the fringes of my generation being awakened by things like Sonic, anime, etc, vs the new generations who are inundated with unscalable mountains of rule 34 of fnaf and those digital circus things.

"you call cement pies 'cake'?"
"it's a regional dialect"
"what region?"
"upstate New york"
"well I'm from Brooklyn..."

Meanwhile motherhood is such a trial on your brain and body and then this parasite who leeched off of your taco bell for 9 months is walking and talking and copying all your good and bad and messy qualities and that's a way more interesting game right there but oh right the industry hates women

Fatherhood is being fun and acting funny to assert your position as The Fun One in order to mask your shortcomings because would a bad dad be friends with their kid I'm not one of those bad dads oh no is me changing a flat tire going to be a core memory shit don't retain this I'm fun remember hahaaa

Maybe it's cause I know more moms than dads but I would rather see mom games than dad games if only cause dad games don't seem to have anything interesting to say or portray being a fatherhood with any kind of accuracy

"So this is where it all started"

Mario isn't a plumber he's a superintendent that's why he's super mario

I grew up on these streets