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Posts by Callan Bellwether

Oh yeah i got nothing for what’s happening on the bottom lid

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Tbf with hochul specifically it’s its more of a woman d’un certain age and location thing- that spiky mascara look is classic learned-to-do-it-during-summer-of-Sam & my mom, aunts & half my teachers growing up did it exactly the same

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idk, find a reason you can’t die (the cats are good for this) & survive on a day to day basis is the best I’ve come up with 🤷‍♂️

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Looking right at you: a goat (possibly demonic). With a kid (non-demonic). By today's artist, Jacob Cuyp of Dordrecht. Portrait specialist & father of Aelbert Cuyp.

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Today's artist without a (known) birthday: Jacob Gerritsz. Cuyp of Dordrecht. Painter of portraits, animal and human. Here, his own jolly twin daughters, in their little chairs & holding their teethers.

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I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

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Jack Nicholson as the joker in a purple jacket with purple gloves and a purple tie and an emerald green collard shirt. He’s pointing a gun. Subtitle reads “you ever practiced dbt skills with the devil in the pale moonlight”

The words “practiced dbt skills” has been added on top of the original subtitle

Jack Nicholson as the joker in a purple jacket with purple gloves and a purple tie and an emerald green collard shirt. He’s pointing a gun. Subtitle reads “you ever practiced dbt skills with the devil in the pale moonlight” The words “practiced dbt skills” has been added on top of the original subtitle

Tell me kid

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Beautiful falling diagonal in this early luxury still life by Jan Davidsz de Heem, 1634. He was born on this day in 1606.

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ofc

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Claudia and madeleine portraits from interview with the vampire show

Claudia and madeleine portraits from interview with the vampire show

I never drew Madeline and have to correct that #iwtv

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This is fucked up & scary and also influencer???? The glamourous life of Staten Island education??? The fuck out of here lol

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It’s a real fucker

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Hey fyi way too many, even leftists who should know better, effusively praising the papacy is making it way, way more difficult to organize against this.

This trans healthcare ban is literally going to cost trans people's lives but yeah, woke pope made a statement or whatever.

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SCREAMMMMM

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Whoa ok I’m glad you got a new dr, the fuck yeeting organs to see what happens 🥴

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Fucking Langone (and hope you at least got some info/relief)

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Cave of forgotten dreams cannot be hyped enough, as far as I’m concerned

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Yup samesies, I’m glad you are

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Its the fucking worst but I’m glad you’ll have someone with you

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2/2 Catherine Carey's dog, also enjoying getting his portrait painted by Steven van der Meulen in 1562.

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They were lovely! And you’ll think of the right thing, and there’s always the rivera murals at the detroit art institute ❤️

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Redbadge-con

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it is good for the spirit to be friends with addicts, transsexuals, and psychotics

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especially since you’re all pretending it’s over.

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Reminder that the Pope is the head of 20% of the hospitals in the US, and those hospitals will deny you your HRT and will also misgender you directly by enforced policy.

So maybe stop pretending he's a good guy, yeah?

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This wonderful 1805 book exposes the reality behind various tricks and illusions of the day, beginning with arguably the most enigmatic of the tricks listed, that of the “Learned Pig”, or as the excellent frontispiece refers to it “The Pig of Knowledge”: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t...

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2/2 Enter the butterfly. Action! Three peaches on a stone ledge, with painted lady butterfly, 1694. By Adriaen Coorte, whose day is today.

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Man idk how to express how demoralizing it is to see people doing joke support for the Pope as the Catholic Church implements the most draconian trans healthcare ban anywhere in the US. It's a FULL ADULT TRANS HEALTHCARE BAN!!!THEY KEEP BUYING MORE HOSPITALS!!!!!!!

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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