Pastoral: To Die In Miami

you ever just have two opposing discourse-pilled mutuals that you just wanna @ on the same thread to see what happens

weezer's "the blue album" lineup-style poses but it's deer on the side of the road in the winter after dark

grainy photo of some friends i met on my drive :3

Dating on Feeld is too complicated - its like the Linux of dating; there’s just no reason anyone needs this many parameters to mess with

this has been one of the weeks

Pastoral: To Die In Miami

Pastoral: To Feel Weird In Your Friend's Living Room

our names are side by side in the book of life because I scribbled yours in at the dawn of time, no homo

update: Ms. Nigel Thornberry, our transgender cat, needs a $1200 canine extraction :/

any help immensely appreciated, this was sudden

venmo.com/@alycore

cash.app/$alychace

my paranoia clings to this too ngl if its easy to misclick its intentional

balatro is a little demon that feeds on workplace productivity, I love it sm lol

true! insurance companies take blame because they fill a greedy niche in commodified medicine but they certainly aren't the origin of the problem

who up posting jokes they kinda hate

correct

non-artist turned artist turned non-artist turned artist

seconding balatro, this game got me into deck builders

I'm transitioning into better metrics for Q4

orgasm denial as a social service saving robots from dying due to wet dreams

<3 :))

99% of pot of greed users stop drawing three additional cards from their deck right before they draw pot of greed which allows them to draw three additional cards from their deck

whoa have you been sinning with our gf?? no way me too

horny on your whore-knees

fellow boner here, how do I apply (i have no relevant skills and no available free time)

i fixed it c:<

do you like emo music? good! I'd love to hear you make music that sounds like you and not like 5 white guys from the 90s and 00s

we do not need any new emo bands in 2025.
society has progressed past the need for emo music.
make something new and interesting, there's no way all of you at your most aesthetically realized all sound like that

"I will out provocateuse your favorite provocateurs" overlaid across a blurry photo of the posters face

auditioning to become the next big trans shapiro. I will dunk on my homies for laughs. do not fight me I will crumple then say I won.

in light of recent events i exist again

I'm out here transing my morphological and hormonal sex and there are still liberals afraid to use the word transexual