I knew setting the Doomsday Clock more than a minute was a bit generous.

We need an anime meme battle between McD JP and Arby's

largo icefrog arcana when

If you eat an entire Advent calendar in one meal would you fall into a coma for 24 days?

Whenever you feel useless, just remember Maybank has a Manchester United credit card that gives bonus rewards on match-winning days.

What people should understand:

Getting carded in your 20's is a compliment.
Getting carded in your 30's is an insult.
Getting carded in your 40's is a compliment.

I wanna keep using Barq but I just found out I set my birth date 1 month too early and now I can't change it and I'm wayyyyyy too shy to ask the admins to help.

Can someone tell me how does a horse's tail work? Like where does the tail end and the hair start?

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There are thousands of nano-kobolds sleeping in your liver.

Don't talk to me, my son, or my wife ever again.

When people say they're a "White Horse", I think of Gold Ship, which may or may not set off Red Flags inside me.

I wanna blurt out a weird theory of the universe but not enough people here will hear it.

I've got 99 disorders but being a bitch ain't one.

Edited Project Sekai sticker of Mizuki saying "Yearning for yuri..."

And so the bells toll...

oh hi there...

Cinderella's got nothing on mf'ing Deadpool.

I am either too old or too young for this.

Salsa is chunky ketchup.

ChatGPT is digital opium.

And companies want their workers to embrace it or be replaced.

80% of the queue time is spent at the front 20% of its initial length. 💯

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wacca is gone in singapore.

i thought i heard mimukauwa nice try on the radio, but it was actually clean bandit - solo

that's not helping the connotations

the vtuber bit is the part where she ground pounds ur mom

oh damn tectone getting a mention in genshin

Everybody wake up, new personality test dropped www.idrlabs.com/trauma-profi...

The worst thing to say to a protogen is "Go sudo rm -rf yourself."