Imagine being as fucking dumb as Ethan Mars?
Posts by Black Coffiend
Heavy Rain
It’s kind of wild how heavy and influential Toxicity is, even with my own guitar playing on a subconscious level.
three tall white guys in all black featuring matching tshirts, the design shows a masked killer wielding a machete and severed heads surrounded by barbed wire and the text at the bottom of the design reads "worldchamp.io"
Lastly, Scott aka Dark Wizard Berserker drew up my serial killer PAPERFACE (from 1978, originally designed by @blackcoffiend.bsky.social ) for this new tee, Good Games/Bad Vibes! Ltd to 50 and printed on black Comfort Colors tees. I also marked down all my old tees to make space for this!
I think someone in my family is starting to lose their mind. It’s weird and difficult and not something I thought I’d have to navigate. Lots of shitty things going on at once lately.
I always forget I even have this app. New Forms just went on tour with Beau Navire.
8/2 Boston
8/3 Philly
8/4 Richmond
8/5 Baltimore
8/6 Brooklyn
Was the best five fucking days of my life.
Truly love to see/hear it. Thank you so much!!!!
Most positives can still be false.
For the first time, Salem Horror Fest will have a vendor market during the festival. They’ll be set up across 3 venues: @notchbrewing.bsky.social , Salem Access Television & Residency Records from 12-6pm on Saturday & Sunday. Check out the link below for links to all the vendors!
What lines from movies you saw as a child do you still say regularly today?
Three of mine are
“I’d rather kiss a toilet seat.”
“Beat that ya little trout sniffer.”
“You lead a rich fantasy life”
What lines from movies you saw as a child do you still say regularly today?
Three of mine are
“I’d rather kiss a toilet seat.”
“Beat that ya little trout sniffer.”
“You lead a rich fantasy life”
Salad fingers talking about rusty spoons is me cleaning out my ears.
Last day! Only a few hours left!
Having a 40% off sale on my clothing until tomorrow night only! Code is “40FIENDS”
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How come worms got a muffler
An entire day of doing my taxes.
Oyster crackers are the cereal of soup, and that’s exactly how I eat them.
I miss this game so much.
Press “X” to Jason
Some people just like that stuff. I’m not a fan at all, but what I can respect is the fact that they did it all themselves from the ground up. The fx are done super well, but the character is lame as hell.
Hell yeah
Hell hath no fury like the AK trigger spring.
I’m not sure I’m really digging Naked Lunch.
youtu.be/_NoRw5cWUp8?...
I need it in my life.
Yall.
When I was a kid, my aunt used to put out this ceramic witch bust every fall that had light up marble eyes. I have been trying to find this fucking thing for multiple decades now and have no idea where it came from or who made it.
It seems unreal that she’s dreaming in digital.