Collect the heads of all the boys and put em on my wall

Current WIP.

It’s mostly finished, I’m FAR from happy with it, but I’m just glad he’s on the stupid canvas. My god, I thought my Papa III painting was a pain in the ass. This one was exiled to the garage for four days lmao

Also also- art posts will probably slow over the next few weeks. Unfortunately I can’t just sit and paint all the time, much to my chagrin and must have a ✨day job✨. I’m always hella discombobulated for the first few months of school and just kinda come home and dissociate

Random not art related thought- if you’ve ever wondered if your teachers got anxious before the first day of school, the answer is yes 😂 I’m supposed to be up at 5:45 to go be with my hellions but here I am… still awake. Anxious as fuck.

“Ascended” - oil on canvas

Good lord this man gave me such a hard time. I’m still not 100% happy with the result, but something something you can do hard things.

#thebandghost

All the Terzhoes come to the front…

You will all be very pleased with the next painting. Keep an eye out…

“Poor Fool” - oil on canvas

#thebandghost

Reviving and rebranding this to be my art account 😎

✨political theater✨

I knew they were gonna do this, but the fact that they didn’t even wait 24 hours is killing me

you mussst bOunce on ittttt-uhh…..(WHEEZE) crRRRRAAAzy styleee-uhhhh

We love having a professional white man ™️ for a father in law who bulldogs his way into getting me cheaper car insurance

update on the sweet potato pie:

I have never gotten more compliments on ANYTHING I have made. idk what I did, but apparently something went right

i think this sweet potato pie is the single best thing I’ve ever made

like bro I got pies to bake and a holiday to prep for. please just give us the whole week. P L E A S E

someone please explain to me why my district insisted on having the kids here today and tomorrow? what do you think these kids are gonna get done? what concepts can we possibly teach in two days? these kids are FERAL what reason did you have for justifying TWO DAYS

It’s the BEST.

I hope you love it :)

My husband, everyone.

He loves the stop and shop robot, I hate it 😂

unhinged thought three: i identify as a new englander but Dunkin is SO fucking mid. please, i beg of you, P L E A S E open more local coffee shops instead of adding another Dunkin when we already have seven. I’d even take an aroma joes over another Dunkin. Please. The dunks is haunting me.

unhinged thought two: this is how i am right now knowing the cream top milk is being delivered to my house on Monday

this account is just going to be my completely unhinged thoughts and I am subjecting all seven of you to them.

unhinged thought one: water tastes like dust and static and i hate drinking it.

We don’t have the brands like Straus or Kalona up here so I only had it when I went home to Reno. I fucking love milk.

I FINALLY FOUND CREAM TOP MILK IN CT THATS NOT BEING SOLD BY A WEIRD TRUMP TERMINATOR FARM I AM SO HAPPY 😭

to the tiktok psychics/astrologers that keep peddling that the election will somehow be deemed null and void or Biden will step down by tonight and Harris will be president-

step on a lego. stop playing to peoples hope and fear to drive your engagement. now is not the time.

if there are any education majors out there-

p l e a s e go into math and science. we are starving for people out here. i just joined my university’s school of education facebook page and there’s like three other people doing science in there and like one math person.

“If Adam Picked the Apple” by Danielle Coffyn
Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem

Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

not even 15 minutes into my shift people are already asking me if it’s friday.

the week before thanksgiving break, everyone.