i was already late for my bus but while i was walking to my stop, like a stranger finding a lost kitten in the forest, these stickers flew past me while riding the wind and i stopped and adopted them and i didnt even miss my bus #drugfreelife #iworktodaysoicantdodrugs

I have shinigami eyes for when people have to poop and theyre holding it in

i fucking love votv so i hope you have fun

Instead of buying tomodachi life i went to a lake a watched the ducks and yeah you can say im living the dream already…

a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "

pomni and jax in the digital circus movie when caine gives them a choice between a burp-off or a fart-off to decide the fate of the digital circus

we got this deck of cat oracle cards donated to my work yesterday and when i pulled a random card it just said ”fear” with a picture of two scared kittens. Do you think this is a sign that i shouldn’t see tadc in theaters or that i should

Its so hot 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My amazing digital walk to work

i have a secret power where i can identify what books are in the background of peoples youtube videos by the color of the spine but it comes with a cost which is that no one gives a fuck

take in take out

What your mood rn

So freaking amazeballs

20 dudes just transformed into giant apes and are climbing the tallest buildings of minneapolis and all we can do is look in awe as they jump around and avoid the military planes trying to take them down

I need new every day shoes bad. I own two pairs of normal shoes and theyre both just fucked because i walk everywhere in every weather 😭🧐 who wants to give me money

i dont recommend walking a cardboard cut out a mile home in the wind but shes home ❤️

Im about to embark on a difficult quest. walking one mile home from downtown with a cardboard cut out i won in an auction. its an easier quest than i thought it would be because rain is off the forecast now but it will be windy

My first foray into the evil logo fandom

should i bid or what

yeah okay fair

Im gonna make a hard pivot on this account and only post evil versions of logos and mascots

Fuuuck i need to read this lowkey

I bought root beer flavored sparkling water and its okay. Just fine

Ebay thinking id ever resell my three stooges porno 🤦‍♂️

top 3 animals:
-cows
-chickens
-pigeons

it is literally my job to give book recommendations bro why tf you think a robot is gonna know more than me 😭

im haunted by this adult man who came into my work today and said he was looking for books about people surviving the wilderness and chat gpt gave him some recommendation. and then after we got those books me and my coworker found him better recommendations that he didnt even look at 😭😭😭😭😭💥🔨🔨🔨💢💢💥💥😡👿

new wood carving ^__^ yay

tadc just got sponsored by vimm's lair