America deploys its "tariff proof shield" and if China dares deploy their "tariffs that break tariff proof shields" the USA is prepared to announce that their dad could beat up China's dad

Imagine telling a distant ancestor that civilisation has conquered darkness. In my life, I’ve only ever been in the dark because I’ve sought it out.

you too mr steve

One can only hope

ouch

i am mistor beest, you have won giveawy

send credit card informaiton, i buy you presente

The real N-word is knowledge.

Allowing rich people to invest in New Zealand is good.

Damn now I want one! Love the colour.

What the hell is ‘Twitter’?

cheeky rear transmission

Oh neat, no grease on nice pants sound ideal. I don’t understand how you’d change gears with a belt?

What’s that?

What I would pay for a recording of that. Ouch!

Crazy catastrophic failure possible here

THE GROUND TREMBLES WITH MY EVERY STEP. I HAVE INSTALLED MY FLOORBOARDS INCORRECTLY!

I reckon you already know the answer

wassup shortie what’s your prescription number?

smh you’ll never recover at that rate

one (gambling)

the first step of recovery is addiction

When I build my next pc I'm planning on having 64 GB of RAM just because I'm so sick of the fraction of a second it takes to buffer assets from an SSD. Say that ten years ago and they'd put you in a straitjacket

I’m too young to remember when storage space was expensive, but I do remember when bandwidth was.

Turtles grow their shells from eating rocks and you can too

experts estimate it'll only last a few weeks too

elons morning routine:

>run headfirst into a concrete slab

>use power sander on brain

>slam head in cybertruck door

>it has no effect

>begin tweeting

we try our best

umbrella