This is the moment I realized my algorithm's cookedness is near-total.

REMINDER, THE DUMPSTER IS DUMPING TOMORROW.

They think you're stupid.

This is not a spoiler the cat is fine they're just having a real heart-to-heart moment and it's hitting.

Holy shit I'm actually crying reading Dungeon Crawler Carl book 5. Actual tears for Princess Donut the talking cat. I don't care how cringe this post is I don't care anymore this is who I am now.

Reasons for Virginians to vote "Yes" on today's special election:

- Fuck 'em.
- Fuck 'em all.
- Fuck 'em so very very hard.

What is my crime? Enjoying an iconic meal pairing?

Tarot: The Tower of Chaos

Hey Fleshwife fans! Marie did a GREAT job as guest-witch on LPN’s the Brighter Side this week! Listen now: open.spotify.com/episode/1kYj...

Socialism never took root in America because her citizens are all temporarily inconvenienced influencers

It’s not a livestream anymore this is post-dropout era VOD GOLD BAYBEE

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS / HGx2: BLOOD TOURNAMENT 2K27 / PHASE ONE YouTube video by LPNtv

Very proud of the LPNTV team for releasing the first episode of this. What if Whose Line Is It Anyway met Mad Max in the back of a Rob Zombie concert? It's HGx2! youtu.be/4yu27fnzKqM?...

This is the sign I should get a 3D printer

-Peglin
-Dadish 4
-Dice of Kalma
-Scritchy Scratchy
-Savvy
-Fortnite works great now that it's back on ios (esp. w/controller)

There's a spcific kind of Hasan critic I sympathize for and it's usually a feminist who wants better things, but cannot imagine male anger as being even a part of any positive movement. And while I'd love to live in a world where change happens without that energy, it needs a progressive outlet.

was once New Amsterdam.

Quit your bartending job and go back to political webcomics with me on my new platform "theleastprofitablebusinessideaever.net"

Show is good though.

This WILL be the worst theater experience of all time and I intend to help. Going to show up shirtless in full Homestuck troll makeup. Going to have my wife dress up as Sans. Going to sing “Steve’s Lava Chicken” at the top of my lungs when Jax reveals he was put in conversion therapy as a child.

Jeremy Corbyn looks kinda like him.

literally every repost is referencing this tweet it's crazy:

Readying my body for unprecedented levels of "Ah! Well. Nevertheless," than I ever thought possible.

Let me be clear, Fetterman “said” all the right things as a Berniecrat candidate before going mask off strokecore evil modemaxxing.

Platner’s weird, I get CRAZY Fetterman vibes (says all the right things, gruff everyman persona, glaring red flags in his past) but also there needs to be a humbling of the anti-populist flacks at the Dems. A “voters find you more unpalatable than the Nazi skull guy, do something about it” lesson.

SWEARS ARE FUNNY. I DON'T CARE.

Me seeing this post:

TOMORROW. 7pm EST. HE'S BAAAAAACK.
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THE DUMPSTER RETURNS THIS THURSDAY
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When you’re broke a car is just never ending looming anxiety of waiting for something you’ve never heard of called like the “interclutch fluid belt” or whatever to explode and ruin your life.

All I want to do is trade my car in and get even the shittiest used Nissan Leaf in return. I want out!

To be honest the Fetterman 2.0 patterns are there and make me apprehensive about Platner, but uhhhh I don’t live in Maine, they seem to like him, and it’s not my job to help the highly paid politics understanders beat him.