YOULL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE

You: puppies are cute
Them: *hissing* whooooore

I wonder how Big Toothpaste will rise to this occasion

lol people talking shit about arguably one of MTGs greatest allies of all time thehermitdruid.bsky.social

If yall swing at the king you better not miss

This week I’ve had:

- 2 people come into my store to do a buy/sell deal. I had to tell them not to do that because- ya know- I am a store that buys and sells Pokemon cards.

- Someone waiting out in the parking lot asking customers coming in to sell/trade cards to sell to them instead.

Mmhmm Yup

Donald Trump is out here about to get tens of thousands of young American soldiers murdered in a war he couldn’t wait to start but hey that’s showbiz baby

Anti-War president lmao ok

That’s actually you in the now.

I need the tea

They always called me “Papa” when they wanted one. It was intoxicating.

Our new baby Theo is adjusting very well to his new home

When I worked as a food expo I introduced all of our Haitian prep and line cooks to “red sprite” which was a Shirley Temple. They flipped the fuck out and every day I’d have to make 20 of them for my chefs, and eventually my manager freaked out at me for going through 2 bottles of Grenadine a day.

When you own a trading card shop that used to sell video games

I hope you can dodge it, sweet prince

When they take off the EKG leads and rip your chest hair off, I promise you if they do it again it will still be as irritating as it was the first time. They’ve done it to me for 25 years, and it is still the most bullshit thing in my life.

I’m a father and I don’t need a special day dedicated to me. Every day with my beautiful children and wife is a holiday.

Not super uncommon. With me it took them two years to find it. Ask about the possibility of him wearing a take-home monitor if this keeps happening if his insurance covers it. That’s how they found my issues.

Album slaps.

He’s getting EKG’s and bloodwork done right? I have Afib if yall have any questions or need any support. I’ve been through it for 25 years so I’m happy to help if he has any questions about booking cardiology appointments.

You ain’t wrong

Israel is going to drag the US into WW3.

Adopting another disabled cat on Wednesday

This poor baby was found on the streets- he was badly abused. He had pneumonia, and his right eye was beyond saving. Despite all of this the adoption agency said he’s extremely affectionate, and loves to play. We meet on Wednesday

I hope he likes me

I like it when you see the third-to-last band and they’re so good you feel like you could leave and not miss anything relevant.

Was the Make a Wish Foundation there? Are you dying? Terminal?

If none of the above apply congratulations you did it! 🎉🥳

Chase

Did they look like Peter Griffin and were doing enthusiastic hand gestures?

It’s not all lost.

A lot of it ends up in The British Museum.

I took my fiancé to see Sweeney Todd when it came out in theaters. The first scene has Johnny Depp singing the Opening Title.

About 5 rows down there were 4 college kids. One of them yelled “this is a musical? Fuck this shit let’s go” and then they all left.

I think about that a lot.

Chase. Seriously. You serve BIG TIME.

Love